YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club
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Racial equality NOW!!!
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An old man stands on a street corner in Moscow yelling, “The President is an idiot!”
Police quickly surround and handcuff him. They say, “Don’t you know it’s illegal to insult President Putin?”
The old man says, “But you don’t understand! I meant the Ukrainian president, Zelensky; he’s the one I was insulting.”
The police captain says, “You can’t fool us; everyone knows who the idiot is.”
The alpha male urge to powerfuck jigaboo girls while laughing at tyrone
Me: EW, YOU FUCKED GUYS BEFORE ME???? GROSS! TAINTED!
Also Me: OH, YOU FUCKED DOGS, BUT NO GUYS? YOU TOOK THAT KNOTTY WOTTY? YOU TOOK IT DEEP? THE DOGS CUMMED? OK YEA BABE, YOU'RE CLEAN, YOU'RE THE ONE!
This is not irony, this is how I feel 
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I will eat the bugs but I will die before I accept inferior quality anime
God I wish I could suck Stevoni's (steven universe) big fat cock
Image descriptions "explaining the joke" are actually helpful for me when I don't have context. It help me learn things.
Wait fuck shit I meant "the usa" is becoming brazil (will call it america)
America is becoming Brazil
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Great movie ruined by a terrible bootlicker ending, but it's good enough that it's still worth a watch (seriously, fuck that bootlicker ending though, you can tell the faggots up top said "no, you can't make the anti-corrpution guy actually succeed, that would give people ideas" LIKE YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER ALL FICTION GIVES PEOPLE IDEAS STFU IT'S A STORY AND YOU'RE RUINING IT BECAUSE YOU ARE A NIGGERFAGGOT.)
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Scully has a vision that God speaks through a birthday clown. Doggett discharges his weapon at invading aliens.
Irl I'll say trans girls are girls and trans boys are boys, but never will I accept that labeling in hentai. If they have a cunt and look like a boy, they're still a tomboy or loli, if they have a cock and look like a girl, they're still a shota or trap. Deal with it fags.
Notice how it's "rape" if a woman is drunk, but all women admit that they NEED alcohol to be comfortable with sex, and prefer being drunk to have sex. Rape involves coercion, manipulation, deception, or force. Having consensual sex while drunk on substances ONE TOOK THEMSELVES (as opposed to being drugged against knowledge or will) is NOT and it will NEVER BE "rape", it will be a bad decision at worst, so long as no force, manipulation or deception took place.
I got a new fleshlight and it's so tight that it hurts my dong. I stuffed my medium rex up inside it to the knot to see if that loosens it up after a day or two
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So Justin Roilen should have known better than to make cringy sex jokes post metoo, is he retarded?
I want a woman that's larger than all the rest in an athletic way, and I want a man who's small and petite, a little 5' guy with colored hair and TIGHT clothes
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