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Did you hear that the Polish government just bought a thousand septic tanks? As soon as they figure out how to drive them they're going to invade Russia.

OMG WAIT WHAT IF YOU CUCK ME??? THAT WOULD LOWER MY STATUS! I'M NERVOUS NOW! NOT SO SURE ABOUT THIS!!

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I'm still not giving up on fedi dating, alll we have to do is put that we're dating in each others bios, we don't even have to talk! It's just a status thing! We both benefit!

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Wait a minute...if the government is an evil thing that will do anything for power...........HEY POLITICIANS MAKE THIS PLACE LIKE 1920S BERLIN YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN *WINK* *WINK* AND I'LL VOTE FOR YOU!!

How can talking about sucking dicks and fucking be obscenity when the nogs literally have songs about sucking their dicks and eating their pussies and shit, whites need to take back having their dicks sucked in songs

I'm glad my grandfather was german so he wasn't a christfag, strong german blood has no need for Christendom, no sir-y, the old gods will do just fine

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THEY NEED TO STOP THE CHINESE BALLOON I JUST LEARNED ABOUT THIS GUYS THERE IS A CHINESE BALLOON AND BIDEN IS NOT STOPPING IT HE'S LETTING THE CHINESE WIN :pepeStahp:

I'm not saying that diminishes her personhood, it just makes me sad, when anyone is fat in an unhealthy way like that.

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Holy shit I just saw what Jazz looks like today (that trans girl who transitioned as a kid and everyone freaked out) and she's so fat :(

Kings, in ancient times, would be entertained by "analists", this was a fancy pantsy term which means buttfucking, asshole porn, live shows involving fisting, and whatever else you can imagine, and as we know, performers of any sort could be very young back then, you do the math.

I remember reading somewhere that some space stuff (rovers, satellites) runs on plutonium pellets and I wish that people could have that for cars and appliances like in fallout. There would be no more pollution.

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