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スイレンチャン…パンパンパンパンパン

My balls started hurting the other day, the ball cord was swollen from a torsion or something, it went away, but my point is, I finally understand why some people would cut their junk off, because if my junk hurt like that all the time (I could barely walk) I'd just want to cut it off too.

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In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

Me to my cat: *pet pet* awww you got small brain, smoof, smoof tiny brain awwww

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Copyright Data, But do it Right

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Copyright law is a triple-edged sword. Historically, it has been used to make sure that authors and rock musicians get their due, but it’s also been extended to the breaking …read more

hackaday.com/2023/02/04/copyri social.trom.tf/objects/dbc8dc4

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fedi marriage (this will be the THIRD time i have seen it happen)
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also "normie" queer folk dont even want to be associated with maps even though the bigots absolutely are associating us. they will and are doing it to transage people too. theres no magical button to throw maps under the bus and get the bigots to go ah yes perfectly respecatble identity not at all related to pedophiles

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I wish more people had the guts for horror fiction. Normie scum would gang up on me and say I was sick when I was little for liking based horror. I'm not sick you're just faggots with empty heads.

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Ugh imagine being a woman with a muscular body who has sex with fat old men for lots of money. Disgusting.

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Pipe Organ of The Antis: A number of antis hooked up to a special pipe organ, the keys are attached to special pain causing instruments, when the antis feel pain they can't help but scream. Every year the whole country gathers round The Pipe Organ of The Antis to celebrate. The antis of course have to be swapped out quite often when they die or go catatonic, but it's not about practicality, it's about tradition.

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Scully tries to save Mulder from the syndicate. Doggett discharges his weapon at the British Syndicate man.

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@matrix funding real wars wasn't enough, so they decided to fund flamewars too? Kinda based ngl
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