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*after eating your 1,000th human meat burger*
"Ahhhh, finally, all my feelings of insecurity are gone! On account of I just ate 1,000 human meat burgers! When human meat burgers were legalized I knew it was a good day for me, and I immediately went out and bought my first human meat burger. After tasting the first bite of that delicious human meat burger I knew I had finally found a way to feel truly triumphant in life; By consuming human flesh! You see, by consuming human flesh I am proving I have what it takes to compete in this competitive world, and now that I've eaten 1,000 human meat burgers I'm more than ready to tackle whatever life has to throw at me!"

I'm SO horny for VAGINA right now that I'm going to go WORK OUT in the hopes that it will make my body sexy enough for me to GET SOME (it won't, because I need money to get some, like a lot of it, and I've had the means of production denied to me so I have no way to make money, thus gatekeeping pussy from me)

I wish I could kill myself instead of be an american or westerner because we can't even travel anywhere for sex or it's sex tourism and we get in trouble

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Long legs long heels moves like a hot bitch, face with a look that says "I want to fuck, and I know I'll fuck, and I'll fuck you :trapcard:

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I saw a russian poledancer a few years ago and she danced better than any I've seen before, but she's not very famous. I wish for a woman like her.

The christians told me I wasn't allowed to have a relationship with two chicks who were also lesbians together. I internalized that and then my ex said that was womanizing and then I got even sadder and more angry. But I realize now, it is fine if I want to have two chicks at once, I guess, maybe, polyamory isn't so bad...but only if it's an actual relationship and not just a group of whores who fuck everyone and suck all dicks like a cock sucking vortex rat king of skanks.

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I want to do as little as possible and get payed well, that's government work right?

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How do I go into government so I can become a pebble in the wheel well of the shopping cart of bureaucracy?

I wish I could use (((they))) without it having jewish connotations. It's a great way to frame the lizard people which is itself a great metaphor for the soulless psychopaths who run the world. Every race has soulless psychopaths at the top.

Hnnnnnggggg master splinter rat bussy master splinter might be my new waifu

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I saw a youtube short that was meant to raise awareness but it was kind of hot.
"Did you know there are more young girls who are mothers than there are young boys who are fathers? You might be thinking well how can that be? That's because many of them were impregnated by adult MEN. *pause for dramatic effect*"

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I keep fantasizing about gentle older alpha daddies who are bottoms, but who run like, an organization and are popular

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