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I'm
GONNA HAVE SEX
GONNA BE A SEX HAVER
like a
NORMAL PERSON

IT'S NOT MY JOB TO TEACH PEOPLE ANYTHING
I'M NOT A SAVIOR
I'M NOT EVEN SPECIAL TO ANYONE WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ME
I DON'T NEED TO CARRY THIS BURDEN
I CAN ENJOY LIFE
I CAN BE HAPPY
LIKE I USED TO BE
WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER
DRIVING ON A SUMMER DAY
TO A TOURIST SPOT
WITH FRIENDS, WHO WANT TO HAVE SEX
AND THIS TIME I'M NOT TOO AFRAID
SO IT'S ALL SMOOTH

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I stress so much about whether other people understand my "message" or not, and that's fucked up, I should relax

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Thinking that it's my job to teach others about life is a great way to drive myself insane

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It was probably a woodchuck or something like that they said

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GOOD CAT UPDATE
Vet said it was an infection from a wound, something probably nipped her, they gave her some shots and cleaned the area, NO CANCER! She'll be around for a lot longer, as she should be, she's a young cat still

not to say that only obvious things are funny, actually people often say that obvious jokes are the worst kind, but I don't know if I agree, I think sometimes the most obvious joke is the best one for the job

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youtu.be/O7oD_oX-Gio
I just made the sexual undertones of the commercial more explicit, which means overt, or obvious, and thus, funny

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Gender is like:
HEY, YOU GOT YOUR VAGINA IN MY PENIS!
HEY, YOU GOT YOUR PENIS IN MY VAGINA!

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Literally what happened to me as a child. I mean the teacher didn't say "turd in the punchbowl" and it wasn't a class about sex addiction, but it was a standard brainwashing school, and I was reprimanded repeatedly for opposing systematic oppression and lies

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I love the tone of old trek now, didn't used to, I love the attitude of excitement the music invokes, as opposed to an attitude of terror. Go ahead listen to the musical score of modern trek during an attack scene, pure terror, no excitement, only fear and rage.

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Imagine if Kahn had joined with Kirk, we get some people who have the same gene modifications in later series who work in starfleet but their abilities aren't impressive looking because by then we're used to having shapeshifters and super androids and shit

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@beardalaxy @Jazzy_Butts i understand your position here and mostly agree, BUT - you're entirely skipping over the consent stage.

if you adopt kids explicitly for sexual intents, that's bad parenting and an opener to abusive situations, and those adoptive parents should be screened better.

determining whether or not the situation was abusive is entirely different from determining if it was legal. It is illegal whether abusive or not. but it is only immoral if it is rape.

so if you want to defy the explicit command of jesus and play moral judge yourself as a mere mortal, sinful human, then you need to determine whether everyone involved consented to these sexual acts, and to the filming of it, and whether or not those participants were actually harmed in the process, and somehow determine with absolute certainty the intentions behind every decision on every side that led to those actions occuring.

and this is all under the assumption that sexual activities between a legal adult and legal minor actually occurred and were used to produce pornography, as they are accused of doing.


and a fun little reminder that Mary was a pubescent young teenager WELL under the current societal definition of a legal minor when god himself stuffed a baby inside her.
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