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Ok everyone had a really good time and went home, I told my Psychic gf that I'm really glad we all had a nice time, and she said "life's gonna be ok" while giving me a hug, I guess I needed that because I hugged her back and started crying

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How big do you think Supermans cock is? I'm watching the original superman movie. The part where supermans dad gives him a pep talk is really powerful to me, probably because I don't have a great relationship with mine.

Shadman was my hero until he drew a big black cock

Princess peach: No Mario, they're going to ban you!
Mario: Not if I rape them

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Dave and KC (my OCs) helped with watering plants and Marley and Bri-ann (more OCs) were super nice and did some dishes

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"Viruses are dangerous govs could use them as weapons"
ALREADY DID, LATE TO THE PARTY

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HIV was an attempt by the world government to eradicate black people

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So why does news focus on WHITE or ASIAN shooters? Because it's not the norm, and thus is exciting. People have learned to tune out niggercrime, unless the victims are non niggers, then, again, it's outside the norm so it's talked about

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Never forget most "mass shooters" are black gang members

Baraag follows are working again, that was quick this time

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Dave showed up with Bri-ann, introductions were made, now we're just waiting for KC and Marley to show up. We're talking about Trump right now, Dave thinks it's hilarious that anyone cares if he gets arrested or not, I agree.

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Ok my imaginary psychic gf invited some people over, I've never met any of them before, she's sure we'll get along though. She invited

Dave: Human guy, is asexual, likes rock music
Marley: Golden retriever furry, is male but genderqueer, also likes rock music
KC: Trans bird anthro, she's artsy and prefers jazz type music
Bri-ann: Slime girl, is really shy, but has a big heart

Omg psychic gf just stabbed this random girls eyes out because she flirted with me....and you know what tbh good job psychic gf, you're my kind of woman

youtu.be/DmM5rO7Q8tU
Gonna do something to cheer myself up today (like have a tuxedo dress up party)

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