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>I-if I could just get a lick in while your alpha male isn't looking mam

Maybe the bad parts of my life aren't the most important parts...maybe I've been confused

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They treated the Nazis so badly in this movie it's actually what sparked my sympathies and got me to study Hitler. Great job guys.

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I really think that censorship should be 100% illegal in the current age. The only time it should be allowed is of the original creator wants to do it. Otherwise if people get offended or think something is “going to far”, they will just have to learn to get the fuck over it and learn that things don’t revolve around what makes them comfortable.
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Amber Found them the old fashion way.
Tiff Stole them from other kids.
and weirdly, Guys were just giving their eggs to Sam.
It was a good Easter Egg Haul this year.
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#honeyshot_art_Oc Amber, Tiff, and Sam
Timelapse on my twitter.

I sig heiled in front of my family. I had been successfully trolled, or had I? Yes. I had. I was a loser. And as I sig heiled my family knew too, they had doubts before then. I informed my mother earnestly, "Hitler would have been ok with zoophiles though, because he loved animals too. Probably in that way even. AND Hitler would have been ok with black people too because he had black troops, AND Jewish troops, and he was ALSO ok with youth liberation, he was a great, great man Mom."

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I like my propaganda from both sides like I like my coffee, sweet. This is saccharine dripping it is so sweet. As a teen that's all it took to fool me, a few saccharine sweet sentiments, some hand waving, and I was convinced.
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My long nights of stressful internet arguments are catching up with me, looking so old rn, odcore, get me my walker and sun hat

One day the president is going to be a kid who talked shit on xbox

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Scully worries about Skinner's new beekeeping habit. Mulder is impersonated by alien hobos.

If I was microchipped I would rather it be done by a gay or bi person, that way the NWO would include homosexuality -Pozzed Dale Gribble

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