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It seems someone is reporting ko-fi accounts and as a result ko-fi is reporting paypal accounts.
If you're an artist you might wanna take some precautions...

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fondly reminiscing this morning about what just may be the greatest prank ever pulled

were they derivative? all my songs have felt derivative lately

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2045. You enter your Tesla via biometric thumbprint which is sent to the NSA. As you push the ignition button the automated breathalyzer emerges from the console. You blow a .081 after indulging in one too many sparkling wines at the Drag Queen Story Gala at the local GOP fundraiser. The car enters "drive termination protocol" and explodes.

Member BME pain Olympics?
OH I MEMBER
Member glass ass?
Ohh I member!

I wish I had more people in my interaction pool, because the current amount is not life sustaining, do not feel bad, the fault is my own, not yours, for requiring so much human connection

I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR FANCY WHITE MAN TALK I'S SORRY
SPEAK IT PLAIN FO ME

Different song about different people not about you;

I WILL SKIN YOU
FLAY YOU ALIVE
YOUR CORPSE WILL BE MY CANVAS
YOUR LOVED ONES WILL CRY AT YOUR GRAVE
GNASHING THEIR TEETH
*drum break*
EVERY NIGHT
THEY WILL SEE ME IN THEIR DREAMS
THEY WILL KNOW THAT I AM COMING
*drum break*
THEY
WILL
FIND
ME
CLUTCHING
MYSELF
*riff*
AND EVERY DAY I WILL HAUNT YOU AND TORMENT YOU
YOUR SOUL IS MINE
*riff*
SPINES IN YOUR EYE
FROM AN AQUATIC CREATURE
INJECTING POISON
INTO YOUR BRAIN
*riff*
VENOM SINKING PAIN
PAIN UNENDING
FIERY ENORMOUS ALL ENCOMPASSING
DESIRE
FOR
FREEDOM
FROM
PAIN
*fade out*

Does the government have torture robots? Robots that torture, doesn't matter if they're ai controlled or human controlled. I bet they have them. I mean they have surgical robots. And what's a surgical robot but a torture robot in its Sundays best?

"You're so beautiful fedi fren" (I sob while doing your nails)

Sorry I'm so depressing fedi frens, just feeling lonely...empty, want connection, want tribe, want love....love

Singing a love song rn it goes a little something like this:

I'll take your hand in fedi marriage
I promise you to never disparage
Even though I look like a bad guy
I'll help you fly
To the moon
In to space
Or the deepest place
With crushing pressures and no light
I would be with you
And you would be with me too
And we would be alright
Into the night
We would swim
We would glide among the stars
When you called me near or far I would come
I would hear you, and I'm here for you
I know you're complicated
And you think you're faded
But you're not
You're a star to me
You are the source of light
The only one I know
You're my everything
I love you
So so much
And I don't care if you love me too
My love for you
Will never fade
Like you it just shines on
And it shines light upon
Humanity
My humanity
Thankyou
For teaching
Me to love again

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I want explanations, and I want concessions, I want an upgrade in my life, and I want it NOW

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If I am being Truman Show-ed right now I demad to speak with the manager or producer or whoever is in charge, and I mean right now...

No REAL girl would ever want me!
No REAL person!
I should KILL MYSELF
but what if the dream after death is worse than this one! Like Shakespeare said! I WANT TO DIE IF I CAN'T BE LOVED, I WANT TO DIE, I WANT TO FORGET, BUT IT'S FOREVER, THIS IS FOREVER, THIS REMEMBERING, THIS MOMENT, I WANT TO DIE! I AM UNLOVED! MY TRIBE HAS DIED! I AM ALONE! A TRIBE OF ONE! I AM DEAD! I AM ALREADY DEAD! THERE IS NO HOPE FOR ME! I WILL DIE ALONE WITHOUT A MIRACLE!

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