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Omg assholes of fat men with round asses, hairy
They like to get fucked in their buttholes by young twinks :blobpleading:

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Did you know Gene Roddenberry and L Ron Hubbard were friends? And that Gene joked he could have made his own religion too if he wanted to, and that it probably would have been bigger than scientology.

"What if I just *leans in close and gets gutteral* fuckin punched you
*Stays in close and confrontational* What would you fuckin do? Huh?"

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@laura girls cant have sex. sex is between a boy and an older boy

Seriously when I'm in a relationship I don't have a jackoff addiction. When I have sex even every few days not even every day, I suddenly don't need to jack off 5 times a day :blobpleading: save me from myself fembros I'm like a lost puppy who needs mommy :blobpleading:

All I have the spoons for is jacking off between episodes of star trek and some light yardwork

fitbros I'm being bad I'm drinking beer and eating fatty steak, the steak not so bad but the beer, the alcohol will make me fat :peepoCry:

Tsundere vulcan gf who tolerates your smegma odor :blobpleading:

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They were like, "here's a list of culturally important foods" and they had white food there too with all the others, white food of marginalized whites, not rich white food

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Guys, to all anti wokes or whatever, I just want you to know that my "leftist" community project just listened a bunch of traditionally WHITE stuff, poor white people stuff like spam (canned ham, cheap food, replacement for bacon) among their sympathetic/empathetic love everybody announcement, so uh, I thought these people were supposed to HATE white people? I thought this was a "race war" or a "culture war" seems to me like it's a lot more gray than you wanted me to think, son :thonktinfoil: I trusted you son and you mislead me, shame, shame on you. I am finding a home with these "leftist faggots", and yea, my ex was mean and shitty and a "leftist", I let that one little personal experience bias me toward your stance and I totally hated "them" after listening to you for a while, but guess what, real leftism is good, not liberalism or the fake caricature of leftism the media portrays (constant REEEEEEEEEEing and retarded takes), just like real rightism is also valid, it's not the caricature the media puts forward of hillbilly idiots filled with hate. I AM TRULY WOKE ONCE MORE, AGAIN I SEE, MY EYES HAVE BEEN UNCOVERED ONCE MORE, OCCUPY AGAIN, OCCUPY AGAIN, UNIFY, UNITE!!!

So please, PLEASE, low self esteem girl or girl presenting on fediverse, please know that Jazzy would accept you if you genuinely loved Jazzy and we have good conversations

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I could love an elderly dying person if we had chemistry, or even a rich person

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I would love a fucking burn victim if we had chemistry

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