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If you want to see God roast the shit out of a guy for two entire chapters read Job 38 and 39
Just finished Job, and I didn't know it had a happy ending, and God actually respected Job for saying what a piece of shit he was, he said he spoke accurately.

Eating beets is always fun because you forget you ate beets and freak out when you think you have intestinal bleeding

How to make stomach less big and more feminine and womanly?

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I love BEEFY women we're talking LARGE like they could HURT YOU

I give ALL fedifrens consent to imaginary cuddle me btw

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I don't want to imagine cuddling any specific fedifrens without consent so let me know if you consent to me imaginary cuddling you

Hot fantasy: Your dad transitions and becomes your wife :tanya_lewd:

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>Showing your mom porn models so she can keep her eye out for someone you'd be compatible with

I only lust for feminine bbcs, so if you want your bbc handled you'd better get curvy, get hairless, get fem, and get that butthole ready because I'm after that too not just your luscious balls and cock, you sissy black bitch ;)

It's a good thing I'm used to this whole parasocial relationships thing by now or I'd be anxious and sad whenever someone stops talking (this is a lie I still get anxious and sad)

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I wonder how well it would work out of I set up a fake account with me in front of rented cars and shit, saying I know all these people and I do all this "inustry" stuff, to see how many hot chicks I can fuck

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