If you want to see God roast the shit out of a guy for two entire chapters read Job 38 and 39 Just finished Job, and I didn't know it had a happy ending, and God actually respected Job for saying what a piece of shit he was, he said he spoke accurately.
I only lust for feminine bbcs, so if you want your bbc handled you'd better get curvy, get hairless, get fem, and get that butthole ready because I'm after that too not just your luscious balls and cock, you sissy black bitch ;)
It's a good thing I'm used to this whole parasocial relationships thing by now or I'd be anxious and sad whenever someone stops talking (this is a lie I still get anxious and sad)
I wonder how well it would work out of I set up a fake account with me in front of rented cars and shit, saying I know all these people and I do all this "inustry" stuff, to see how many hot chicks I can fuck