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*Sigh*. Wish I could be someone's boyfriend, some smart qt who does math and science or something, and s/hes so busy with that stuff that s/he needs me to help by making meals, cleaning up, and giving massages. And then when work is over I want to help them unwind with my childlike charm :blobpleading:

Told you guys I chopped wood today :blobpleading: please love me...p-please *dies*

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What are the rules for dating a black girl? Should I call her a black queen? Is that part of my duty as a boyfriend of a black girl?

You had an emotionally neglectful parent starter pack:

>I'm fine, I'm just tired
>Stares off into space while you're talking
>Interrupts to share their own, unrelated thoughts
>Retains nothing you say
>Supposed to arrive at 3:00pm, arrives at 3:40
>Share deep personal trauma with them, silence until you're the one to break it

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MEIN KRAFT is what notch really wanted to name it

Ok maybe ladies aren't attracted to evil.....so what ARE they attracted to? They say it's humor but I don't think that's really it, because what women consider "funny" is usually the opposite of funny, it's usually something that would piss a normal person off. Like a guy acting obvious and performative or another girl talking about how annoying someone is.

I hate the time travel shit in Enterprise. I don't mind the time travel in any of the other Treks because in those it didn't suck and wasn't stupid.

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Man arrested for pissing in the flight cabin in front of everyone
Cries racism
lol
youtu.be/fYcefpTRUbQ

Something about parents adopting children not of their race seems devious to me, worries me they're not actually adopting them for the right reasons but for social credit points.

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