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Ok guys new code term, from now on instead of "pedophile" the new term is "person". If someone says they're a "person" it's code that means they're attracted to children.

I'm serious I need human touch but I can't get it because no one likes me

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I want to go on a crowded japanese subway so I can feel other people rub up against me

Bringing back psychic gf:
pgf: *snuggles up on me* What's wrong?
me: just lonely, feeling unloved
pgf: I love you though!
me: pgf you're just an aspect of my imagination, you don't count
pgf: *scowls at me* it's not nice to say people don't count bae
me: ugh you're right, I'm sorry, I'm not feeling positive right now
pgf: I forgive you...I wish I could give you real cuddles
me: me too pgf, because if I don't get some cuddles soon irl I might go insane
pgf: Oh noooo don't go insane!
me: I might, I'm gonna have no say in it, I'll just go crazy
pgf: nooooooooooooo :C
me: well if I don't get cuddles I might, it's not normal to not get cuddles, humans didn't evolve that way
pgf: *nods in agreement but doesn't really understand*

I hate that I have to do things to get famous for girls to like me
I would rather they just liked me for who I am in the moment, not like, how popular I am or whatever

My soul is still crushed that I don't have a fedi dating partner yet

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"It's ok lg, that's just my gunt pouch, move it out of the way for access"

Imagine if children were born full size, with full strength, and full motor skills. Children would not be so easily abused then. They would not be able to be denied sex so easily (or forced to have it either)

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Also gonna post just the picture cause damn I’m proud of this
#badcitizen

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@sandy That's why I am against abortion as eugenics
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Michelle Obama is a biological female.

Barack Obama however is a criminal, as we can guess from his heritage, since he is partially [[[ IRISH ]]].

I want a girl who looks like a boy to submit to a hard fuck that results in a pregnancy (preferably her first)

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