Trannies, please date me, unlike normie guys I know a thing or two about transness, I know that when you get out of the shower you look like a wet rat, and I know that you slouch a lot and don't normally look like you do in your sexy pictures, I know you aren't happy and peppy all the time, and I still want to date you anyway, those normie guys would cut and run but I have experience, I want to be caretaker/partner of a trans qt
Bringing back psychic gf:
pgf: *snuggles up on me* What's wrong?
me: just lonely, feeling unloved
pgf: I love you though!
me: pgf you're just an aspect of my imagination, you don't count
pgf: *scowls at me* it's not nice to say people don't count bae
me: ugh you're right, I'm sorry, I'm not feeling positive right now
pgf: I forgive you...I wish I could give you real cuddles
me: me too pgf, because if I don't get some cuddles soon irl I might go insane
pgf: Oh noooo don't go insane!
me: I might, I'm gonna have no say in it, I'll just go crazy
pgf: nooooooooooooo :C
me: well if I don't get cuddles I might, it's not normal to not get cuddles, humans didn't evolve that way
pgf: *nods in agreement but doesn't really understand*
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