Fiction/Fantasy/Rape
*rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape*
<Noooooo,I was going to have sex with Chad first! Chad who's disrespectful and unfunny and cruel, I was supposed to raped by HIM not by you! You're a loser!
*RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE HARDER AND GIVES DRUGS*
<Uhhh, huh, w-where am I, who....UHHHHH POUND MY CUNT OH FUCK YES, OMG YOU SMELL SO GOOD, LIKE VINEGAR AND CHEESE! OMG FUCK ME! CUM INSIDE!
Trannies, please date me, unlike normie guys I know a thing or two about transness, I know that when you get out of the shower you look like a wet rat, and I know that you slouch a lot and don't normally look like you do in your sexy pictures, I know you aren't happy and peppy all the time, and I still want to date you anyway, those normie guys would cut and run but I have experience, I want to be caretaker/partner of a trans qt
Bringing back psychic gf:
pgf: *snuggles up on me* What's wrong?
me: just lonely, feeling unloved
pgf: I love you though!
me: pgf you're just an aspect of my imagination, you don't count
pgf: *scowls at me* it's not nice to say people don't count bae
me: ugh you're right, I'm sorry, I'm not feeling positive right now
pgf: I forgive you...I wish I could give you real cuddles
me: me too pgf, because if I don't get some cuddles soon irl I might go insane
pgf: Oh noooo don't go insane!
me: I might, I'm gonna have no say in it, I'll just go crazy
pgf: nooooooooooooo :C
me: well if I don't get cuddles I might, it's not normal to not get cuddles, humans didn't evolve that way
pgf: *nods in agreement but doesn't really understand*
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