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How do I get a job as the guy who cleans horse dicks or jacks the horses off? I want that job, for real. I don't just want to work on the farm as the guy who never gets to clean the horse dicks or jack them off, I want the dicks. I'm willing to work my way up to the dicks. Just as long as theres horse dicks in my future. This is serious. I would love it if my job was to clean and jack off horse dicks.

Gn fedi frens, I will give PLATONIC cuddles since sexy cuddles seem to upset people (even if they were practically asking for it, QUIT DROPPIN HINTS)

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When I was little and had just learned about sex I thought that having sex ONCE was enough to guarantee kids for the rest of your life, I didn't know yet that people would have sex for fun and stuff

I wish I could wear a shirt that says "Mr. Baby Piss Pants" without facing harassment

What if I was tricked by a trans boy into thinking he was a real boy and then I went to fuck him and he has a pussy and is like "I thought you knew!" and I have a fucking panic attack and the room starts spinning and I bend over and kneel down and throw up

CHURCH OF THE TRENCH

Tonights meditation: Silence

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Ok I have a heavy cream BBC (15%), WHY AREN'T THE SISSIES CONTACTING ME YET?

I like the hentais where the son fucks the mom, but then a strange muscular man comes around he he fucks the mom in front of the son and then the son in the asshole :blobpleading:

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Rape isn't really funny I just pretend it is because it makes the pain go away

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Ok next time I have to remember to turn my computer off too all I dud was fap

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Gonna do some work so I LIKE who I am again like I used to pre 2015 :blobpleading:

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I ALWAYS wait for them to ask me out but they NEVER do. I was taught it was misogyny to "sexually harass" women by telling them they were beautiful and asking if they want to go on a date. Oh also when I tried asking directly in school as a kid every single time they would say they had a boyfriend. And then you'd find out they didn't actually.

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