3 HOURS OF TALKING, I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK FOR 3 HOURS BUT HE OFFERS NO ESCAPE IN THE CONVERSATION
You don't think you owe anything to animal nerds?
The ancient Mesopotamians were transformation fans, and they invented civilization.
The Egyptians were furries, and they invented writing. Not kidding: the Latin alphabet is descended from hieroglyphics. Cuneiform died out.
The Greeks were zoos, and they invented philosophy.
Without us animal-nerds, you would still be club-bearing cave-savages dragging your wives home by the hair and not much better than animals, yourselves.
Wow, someone irl showed interest in my (Jazzys) alter ego, if I go to the thing they invited me to we will probably fuck, and I think he's hot. He's fem and thicc, he's my type, I like the squishy gays, his ass is thicc and he loves kissing, he's older than me but looks younger, the only downside is he talks and talks and talks, like our conversation was 70%-80% him talking, but we did connect about some things and we're very sexually compatible.
If you have Instagram, go follow Sharona's account.
Project ended.
Project status: Failure
Debrief complete.