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3 HOURS OF TALKING, I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK FOR 3 HOURS BUT HE OFFERS NO ESCAPE IN THE CONVERSATION

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irl relationship option is going well, he still talks like a LOT and I'm hoping he calms down after a while

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I hope my fedi frens aren't trying to crab bucket me in my romantic pursuits :sadhug:

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You don't think you owe anything to animal nerds?

The ancient Mesopotamians were transformation fans, and they invented civilization.

The Egyptians were furries, and they invented writing. Not kidding: the Latin alphabet is descended from hieroglyphics. Cuneiform died out.

The Greeks were zoos, and they invented philosophy.

Without us animal-nerds, you would still be club-bearing cave-savages dragging your wives home by the hair and not much better than animals, yourselves.

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🔞​:nsfw: まんぐり逆流精液どっばー 好き  fanboxでも公開してまっす https://osasimimogumogu.fanbox.cc/

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Wow, someone irl showed interest in my (Jazzys) alter ego, if I go to the thing they invited me to we will probably fuck, and I think he's hot. He's fem and thicc, he's my type, I like the squishy gays, his ass is thicc and he loves kissing, he's older than me but looks younger, the only downside is he talks and talks and talks, like our conversation was 70%-80% him talking, but we did connect about some things and we're very sexually compatible.

I miss when dating a tranny meant you were in a "homosexual relationship" and if you were trans you were a "homosexual" and a "transvestite"

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Imagine getting told a sexist just because you didn't include the word "boys" on a small statement about the site HAHAHAHAHA

Clean dishes, clean counters, clean home, nice garden, and crafts!

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I need to martha stewart it up in this bitch and revitalize my life

I really love good strippers, ones who are HYPER athletic and flexible and who know how to move and ungulate sexily and not awkwardly.

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Looking through AliExpress weird products is a guilty pleasure of mine

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