JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

You suck penises because you're gay.
I suck penises because I like the taste.
We are not the same.

All jokes have been done. Comedy is dead. Dark times ahead?

The faux hipster anti crumpled to the ground, his ear gauges whistling as he fell.
"One down" said Turbo Ped (the superhero who is a turbo pedophile) before launching himself into the rest of the crowd. His very body a weapon, Turbo Ped inoculated them all against walking, they would never walk again.
"YOU!" Turbo Ped yelled, "ALL OF YOU, ARE EVIL!" He screamed. "You have no CONCEPT of DECENCY!" and at that moment Turbo Ped unleashed all his energy at once and vaporized the crowd of hipster, weird, bearded, out of shape, and frankly beta acting antis. There was nothing left but infrastructure, just as the lord intended. "And now" said Turbo Ped, "people can finally enjoy pride!" and in that moment a rainbow shot across the sky, while at the same time all the queers who had been hiding came out into the light, full smiles. "No more antis?" said one, "They're gone! The demons are gone!" shouted another joyously. And everyone enjoyed food and drink together, and laughed merrily. "Finally" Turbo Ped said to himself, "Finally people are getting along and respecting eachother, and all it took was killing every single anti who showed up to start trouble." before flying off into the sunset to save more human beings from ear gauged alt bible demons.

If you were Brian Griffin, and Stewie Griffin opened up his gaped butthole and asked you to fuck it, would you? (Remember you're a dog and have no morals, once instinct kicks in you're a slave to it, doesn't matter that you can talk, still a dog)

No idea what life holds for me fedi frens, and I'm ok with that right now
https://youtu.be/tSkpMSTonCI

Daphne or Velma?