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Do you think in the future people will be able to get "medical masturbation" exemptions from decency laws? They would be able to masturbate anywhere in public, they would have a special card they could show anyone who has the authority to check that sort of thing. At most they would be required to not get fluids anywhere.

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Scully tries to disprove the existence of blue space energy. Mulder accidentally flirts with thousand-year-old men.

Are you a:
Fat girl?
Ugly girl?
Tall girl?
Fit girl?
Weird girl?
Dumb girl?
Cute girl?
Crazy girl?
Shy girl?
Smart girl?
Mean girl?
Nice girl?
Quick girl?
Slow girl?
Disabled girl?
Nerd girl?
Black girl?
White girl?
Asian girl?
Spanish girl?
Indigenous girl?
Pilot girl?
Astronaut girl?
Scientist girl?
Deep sea exploration girl?
MMA girl?
EMT girl?
Activist girl?
Skateboarding girl?

and many others, then congratulations, I would fuck you if you would let me :blobpleading:

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Been working on the color wheel meme thing on twitter, here's my progress

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Now on to a someone the shows up less but really should be more.

Fegemni (Fe' for short) is a fusion of two old character into someone I'm really happy with~
He's ... very deadpan. If Sesh' gave up his old life and is very passioned about his new life, Fe' is born into it, so it's all a matter of fact to him.
He is as willing and obedient, but he's love only seems to show in full for people he's interested in. And wouldn't you know, Fe' seems to have a soft spot for the soft ball Jo~

I didn't used to have shame but then I kept letting bad people who deserve to be [redacted] into my trust sphere and they kept being mean to me.

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loli 

Wanted to try another thing for #PuffFest2023 so I been practicing some animation using the Moho Bundle from Humble. Both easier and harder than I thought it'd be, but pretty fun!

#loli #ppg #buttercup #porn #handjob #nsfw #rule34 #animation

Commissions OPEN: baraag.net/@knullmannen/104073

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"If you try to set boundaries, I'm going to let everyone in your life know what kind of freak you are."
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My super power is self respect, and not settling or compromising my values. My super weakness is low self esteem and shame.

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I know I'm such a conundrum because I am very sex positive and support freedom, yet I'm only interested in romantic relationships which involve submission and dedication. I could fuck a friend but they're just a friend, even if they're a slut as long as they're just a friend I could fuck them without getting mad, but I will never care about them as more than a friend, and what is a friend but a gift you give yourself. But my partner, someone I love, as more than a friend, they are flesh of my flesh, they are not allowed to "slut it up", just like I'm not allowed to, because we share each others bodies now, and we need the others permission to do things with our (theirs and mine, we belong to eachother) bodies. This is enmeshment and codependence and it is not "healthy" but that's just like your opinion man.

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I think I don't like sluts because I don't want my partner "being nice" to anyone but me. I'm like Daffy Duck on a mound of gold screaming "MINE, MINE, IT'S MINE!" . And that's VALID. I am done feeling ashamed of being narcissistic and selfish! DONE! I AM SELFISH, HEAR ME ROAR! I LOVE BEING LOVED BY MY PARTNER WHILE THEY LOVE NO ONE ELSE THE WAY THEY LOVE ME! I AM A JEALOUS GOD! AND MY GODDESS IS NOT TO BE SHARED! SHE BREAKS DICKS BY STOMPING ON THEM! BUT NOT MINE!

I also want Israel and Tiwan to become the 52nd and 53rd states. And I want no other states to be consulted or made aware of this. And then I want the USA to somehow make south Africa the 54th state. I know Puerto Rico has been waiting a long time but they'll be the 55th state.

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Don't think I posted this on here yet but here you go. It's not that recent but I still really like it, was worried it might be too extreme for here but eh fuck it. Enjoy, if you're as weird as I am.

What if Ukraine became the 51st state of the USA?

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