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How do I "work with what I've got" to be sexy to other cute sexy people? :blobpleading:

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Unfortunately I don't think Waverly's got the contacts to get those industrial grade rubbers she so sorely needs! Oh well 😔

"It's easy to tear people down but it's hard to build them up", as a child I learned this is why it's more admirable to be kind than to be cruel, because kindness takes work.

I kind of want to learn an accent and pretend to be a foreigner some time, a friendly one, everyone would think I was the coolest foreigner

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And it sucks that I can't introduce people to Jazzy who know my real identity. What if they're like "WTF OMG I'M TELLING EVERYONE!"

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Mommy teaches her girl how to suck co-...I mean, feeds her lots of milk to grow up big and strong.

I added sfx and text-to-speech voices over this old image of mine.

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It sucks that I can never dox myself and hang out with people who know me as Jazzy

AND she was a cis girl with a real vagina, a tight one, slippery too (just saying).

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Used my fleshlight for the first time in months and I'm glad I did, just feels so much better once you adapt to that instead of your hand. I couldn't nut inside someone, any time I'd fuck it would be an hour of sex with no payoff (for me). I said NO MORE one day (after my breakup) and decided to start training myself to cum inside. The next time, I'll be ready.

Does anybody know who this activist is in the first part, or where she posts so I can hear more of her? Please ignore blair maggot white, seriously, at the half way point she starts clicking like a chicken with vocal fry and I really don't want any of you to be put through that, just the first half is yhe important part.
youtube.com/shorts/NtakJWmT5xA

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