YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club
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He'll be all like "I'm ugly" and I'll be all like "Nah, you're beautiful" and it'll feel like the first time I "be'd myself" because I'm not just saying it to get something and I actually mean it, then he will swoon and will say "Nobody tells me that..." and I'll go, "Well that doesn't mean it's not true" and then we fall in love and get gay married and his parents are either cool with it or they're big mad because I'm almost as old as the dad
I'm going to get my confidence back and swoop some 18yo femboy off his feet
Me: Puts fake bbc in my pants "ok who wants to get bbc raped?"
The real bbc havers: That's bbc appropriation
Me: I don't care
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Ashme Sungin 
I don't trust and don't like anyone talking about acceptance and positivity for non normative sexualities unless I already asked them for their opinion in detail.
It's "be gay, do crime", but god forbid you date someone a couple of years younger at 18.
It's "the freak in your dni", but then suddenly outing maps is a good thing because "people deserve to know".
It's "support nasty gay sex", but that doesn't extend to incest cgl roleplay.
It's "queer people with problematic identities aren't the source of your oppression", but erasing and silencing queer maps and pretending they're a myth invented by conservatives.
It's "freedom of fiction", but then harassing maps for liking the same fiction and accusing them of making fandoms unsafe.
I hate you all, and I hope you hate me too, because you really should.
Pretty messed up that all the girls I want to fuck are lesbian dykes, but then I think, wait, that's internalized fascism, there, feminist fascism, feminist misandry, there is NO reason I can't be in a lesbian relationship with a dyke, I CAN BE A LESBIAN TOO, and any dyke who would reject me JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT A CIS WOMAN isn't a good person imo.
From now on every time you cum I will be there in spirit watching, and encouraging
*Happy time 1950s music plays after ingesting your cookie*
GEE WIZ EVERYTHING SURE IS GREAT
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😅 You know how when you make cookies, and they're so good, and they even make your agony cease, but then there's these people, who hate cookies, they say sugar is bad, and they want to steal all your cookies and kill you if you try to stop them
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Idk, rick and Morty might get away with it, they might get away with betraying Roland, with the "anime" they'll be able to get japanese voice actors and make it "part of the joke" that they're not using Roilands voice anymore. The dude didn't even do anything besides fuck a crazy bitch, and when you're rich that's literally what you're supposed to do, he did nothing wrong.
Hell is being retarded but being just smart enough to know you're retarded
It's abhorrent to me that some consider humans sexy before their secondary sex characteristics start showing. Like personally. I'm not attacking them for how they feel.
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I love tradgirl thirst traps but I always worry they go out and party in skin tight dresses and take bbcs
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Joined Nov 2021
