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If I had a baby my life would be over. I would be so stressed out all the time about it.

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I had a vivid dream. Me and my ex were walking down a dirt road in the countryside on a nice day. We're chatting nicely when she says "blah blah blah OUR BABY" and I'm just like........OUR BABY???????? WHAT????? And she's like "Oh yea, we have a baby, it's yours." and she was at ease about it and I was just like.....WHAT?????????

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I wish I had a muscular trans queen to love me

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"I need you to leave me alone right now, I need to be with my women"
*starts looking at pictures of pornography*

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Part 2!! His friends must be wondering where he is by now? :yesdaddy:

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This lil shota gets a little more than he bargained for in the stall :blobsweat: Pt 1!!

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"Jazzys whipped" STFU I'M A LOYAL FRIEND LIKE THAT DOG FROM FUTURAMA THAT WAITED FOR FRY

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And she finally followed me back on socials after leaving me hanging for a year

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OK GUIS my ex talked to me again (the trans male one who still looks like a hot girl) and she apologized for not getting back to me but it was because we wouldn't be able to have alone time (I'm not sure why she wants alone time but I want it because I want to be able to relax with her and not have to put on airs for other people). She also said she's scared to talk to me, which makes sense to me because I'm scared to talk to her too. But I miss her, and I hate that I still love her, so much that I don't care if we're a couple or have sex or not, I just want her in my life, she became a fixture in it and I miss that. And I understand we would probably get bored/annoyed with eachother but we're adults now and I know not to spend all my fucking time with someone because I'll eventually start hating them because of things they do that annoy me. Friends are best in small doses.

"Those are positive qualities any gender can have" uh ok then why is it every time a guy is nice and sweet everyone rolls their eyes and calls him a faggot?

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