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GUYS TELL ME THERE IS A GIRL OUT THERE WHO WILL BE TURNED ON BY ME BEGGING HER TO BE MY MOMMY AND TO MAKE ME HER LITTLE BOY AND TO TAKE CARE OF ME

DO ANY FEDI GIRLS WANT TO MAIL ME THEIR HAIR FOR ME TO SMELL? (/j)

Lgf who is autistic and makes an invention even though she's only 12

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Looking at r34 while horny: OMG FFFFFFF SO HOT

Looking at r34 while not horny: *Notices all the errors*

My greatest fantasy which I can never fulfil for moral ethical and legal reasons is to split a bbc down the middle and korean bbq it like those mukbangers who eat donkey dicks

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SHE BROKE MY HEART WITH THOSE BBCS BY GETTING RAPED BY THEM AFTER BEING DRUGGED BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T KNOW THEY WOULD INVITE MORE BBCS OVER TO GANGRAPE HER WHILE SHE WAS TRIPPING

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Bbcs as girthy as dog knots (I fear, I do not know the actual dimensions of the bbcs she fucked or the oldguy dicks she fucked but I wish I could rape those bbcs and old guys in front of her)

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Guys if I can get my gf back I'll be so happy I didn't kms. Even though she took 2 million bbcs.

I heard that the british are still secretly running america, and if that's true, I'm going to be very mad :comfyangery:

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I wish I had a black mammy as a surrogate mom and she teaches me how to bake pies and about old folk stories and stuff and she's never mean

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In the end times the unwashed masses are going to storm gated communities before they can hide in their bunkers and rape everything that isn't nailed down.

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