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more city builders need prostitution mechanics i will leave no game untouched by horniness
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Margaritaville
I drew this a while ago, before I did the pokémom thing, and only recently got around to colouring it
#simpsons #loli #shota

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Holy shit, this is fucked up, the interviewer sounds unhinged, like he's mocking the guy. Obviously a ripoff of soft white underbelly.
youtu.be/gU2VgkD2VQQ?si=4bNjuP

I had a dream earlier this year that was incredibly vivid. I was in a warehouse, upstairs where the manager sits with the window looking out over the factory floor. There was a car, I was hiding from its driver, they got out, it was an old woman dressed like a grandma, she had a rifle and started shooting at me, a lot, just mag dumping while walking up closer, I had a gun but it was an old revolver, single action, and I had no spare ammo. She came up the stairs and I waited, we both fired but I managed to close the distance and we tied up and I had to bite some of her fingers off and it felt so real. Fingers are very hard to bite through I think.

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Even if you insisted one of your subjects touched them, they would not, they believe they would die if they did, as if from poison. Their holes are just for you, and the royal stable and kennel of course.

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Imagine being a ruler who rules with fear and brutality, and having a harem no one would dare touch out of fear of you, they think you're a god and that you have mystical powers.

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Hunting humans and eating them
making yourself a wendigo
making hikers go missing
never coming back to society
dying of kuru under a starlit sky in your skull hut

RRR is seriously a great movie about standing up to evil I think you guys should see it even if you're racist against indian people.

I will legally become huge, and I will legally get power, and I will legally change the world, and I will legally enjoy the fruits of my labors, and there will legally be nothing anybody can legally do about it (manifesting)

If a fedi girl wanted to keep our relationship secret I would do that for her (I might be already and you wouldn't know)

If I got a tanning lamp and put it in a cone around my cock just my cock would tan and I'd get a bbc (not going to do this don't worry i learned from my penis pump accident)

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NOT A JOKE 100% SERIOUS I HAVE A FETISH FOR "UGLY" OR "IMPERFECT" FEATURES (I still like hot girls too though so ANY fedi girl could get it keep that in mind)

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