JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I love when a woman has hairy arms

@ittybittyshotadickie Hell new fren, I make dark jokes and sadposts I hope you stay

THE EGG HAS CRACKED

On my trans journey now I think

And I had to smash the slugs, they were a garden pest, I'm still going to bury a cup of beer so they sink in it and all die, so don't act like you can cancel me for confessing to enjoying smashing slugs who CROSSED me that's the important part if these were slugs in the woods I would LEAVE THEM ALONE 100%, because this is PERSONAL it has nothing to do with slugs as a species, but these SPECIFIC SLUGS who have CROSSED ME by ASSAULTING my VEGTABLE BEINGS THAT I CARE FOR AND PROTECT.

O nini for real this time I'm sorry for slug confession

/dark

I felt POWERFUL when I smashed those slugs for CROSSING me

Can a person who's done bad things ever be redeemed? I massacred a whole bunch of garden slugs with a warclub. Was that wrong? They were violating my vegetables....I had to protect them. But when I smashed the slugs and they exploded, at first I felt disgusted, and a little remorseful, but then I thought of my vegetables and I got angry...and I smashed every slug and took PLEASURE in it. Is my soul beyond repair? They ATTACKED my vegetables and in the olden times people would delict slugs and snails and rabbits as armored enemies because they had to be faced as such, MY VEGETABLES ARE BEINGS AS WELL, AND SO I WAS LEGITIMATELY PROTECTING THEM! I....I was doing my duty... it's ok to smash the slugs if I'm doing my duty......but to enjoy it...oh god, I'm a monster.

Gn frens

Me talking to my psychic gf:
>Ughhh I had such a hard day
<Aw, tell me about it baby
>Well first I (tells her about day and errends and people)
<No wonda youah tiy-owd!!!! You been busy!
>*Sigh* you don't have to pretend to be retarded right now I'm not in the mood
<*Noms my cheek* I'm ACTUALLY retarded! Who said I was pretending!? *Tackles me with cuddles*
>Ahhh call the orderlies get the thorzine the retard is attacking me ahhh!!
*Both relax giggling and cuddling, I am feeling much better thanks to her love*

Was NOT expecting the schizo ending

https://youtu.be/20PlHx_JjEo?si=45thEa6jDsMEO0Ow

My tactic to act normal in public today was to act like a golden retriever. It worked.

I just saw a creepy fake etsy advertised on insta with all AI faces, and intros like "This is Sadie! She works blah etc." really fucking gross and creepy