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There was a femboy irl who was my best friend but he played mind games with me. He broke my heart. I just had a dream about him. Even in the dream, it happened all over again. I woke up and was angry that even in my dreams I get cucked. I said to myself "This is fucking bullshit, even in my dreams nothing goes right." and then I ruminated on how "In dreams, you're supposed to be happy". I tried to go back to sleep so I could dream rape him, teach him a lesson about being mean to people who give you everything by not reciprocating, and by not being honest and saying "Woah woah, don't treat me like a girl I'm not going to sleep with you.", instead of acting all cutsy and coy and rubbing your butt against my dick at night when we're sleeping in the same bed like a husband and wife on the regular.

Skinny femboy drag queen mommy nice and mature succs the heros cock and balls even when they're greasy and isn't rebuffed by said hero, becomes the heros wife

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I don't want to live in the current time line you guys. I'm panicking. I want to go back. I want the 90s back, I want eternal 90s.

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If my nettiquite is bad I'm sorry I learned my nettiquite from chans.

I'm scared to take a little drop of my blood and look at it under a microscope. I don't want to be faced with the reality that I am millions or billions of little animals that share a genetic code. White blood cells are the creepiest. They move. Like the Akira blob when he turned into a giant amoeba.

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I don't like that we're made of cells. It scares me.

What's the difference between "procedurally generated" and "AI"?

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Hello moonfaced girl, I do not hold it against you that your face is round like a dinner plate, because you have a nice body and a nice personality

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Gn fedi, I don't really want to sleep next to someone but I would like some cuddles and a kiss or two before they go sleep in their own bed/room :blobpleading:

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『性に目ざめた橘ありす(電子新装版)』
FANZA・DLsiteで今ならサマーセール中につき50%オフ!
:ecchi_konro_tenka:​​:ecchi_konro_tenka:​​:ecchi_konro_tenka:
フォロー・拡散などして頂けると嬉しいです
:issyou_no_onegai:
https://www.dmm.co.jp/dc/doujin/-/list/=/article=maker/id=201216/
https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/circle/profile/=/maker_id/RG54060.html

MY NEW HOBBY IS MAKING BREAD BTW YOU GUYS I'VE GIVEN UP SOLDERING (AND BTW MY PENIS IS PRETTY MUCH 100% HEALED NOW, UNRELATED TO SOLDERING BUT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU)

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