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When you tell an autist that intolerance is bad: Ok intolerance is bad even against Nazis

When you tell a normie intolerance is bad: LET'S KILL EVERYONE WHO'S INTOLERANT!!!!

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Loli with a strapon who sneaks in your window and fucks your butt

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Sending tradwife who makes fun of people a message that says "I'm going to rape your husband and fist you to death you ugly fucking cunt" and then to her surprise actually doing it.

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Islam has doomed itself by refusing to be pro gay imo, catholics saw the writing on the wall and now the pope is siding with the good guys (human rights enjoyers)

I'm sweaty and stinky not in a good way sorry have to shower real quick >.<

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#shota #southpark #stanmarsh #randymarsh #briefs

Randy: “That’s right son, that’s Tegridy!”
:stan: “Dad, will you just shut the f*ck up and let me finish.”

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I still wouldn't date a hardcore skydiver or caver or something, I would worry too much. Notice how you don't make fun of me and you respect my boundary. Now do the same for me not wanting to date girls who spelunk dicks and skydive onto dicks.

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Mulder pretends like he cares more about ghost possession than Scully. Smoking Man infects Skinner with speaking in tongues.

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Tfw you make an internet friend but then they kill themselves and they didn't even have it as bad as you (but you don't really judge them because everyone has only their own perceived experience to weigh their joy and sorrow against...but really they were rich as fuck let's be honest, easy street little crybaby)

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A beautiful woman who is being harassed by bad men, she cries to you, "Please onisan, just kill them!!", you instantly snap into action, pulling out your 10 foot long katana, folded by a blind monk with a demons curse, you say "THAT'S ENOUGH!!" before charging them and instantly winning, everyone cheers.

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@Sp How are you spag I feel like I haven't seen you in a while

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