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Liberger cheese smells like smegma asshole and it's not even that tasty, why would anyone make this?

I love mexican female clowns or payasitas. Like I think they're hot.

Need some horse dicked ladies to visit me with their big floppers for my mental health.

If I got in a fight with my gf about polyamory it would sound like this:
YOU CAN SHOW OFF BUT DON'T LET THEM FUCKIN TOUCH YOU, YOU HEAR ME?!? I SAID, HEY!!! *PUNCHES HOLE THROUGH WALL NEXT TO HER HEAD* I SAID DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME? *She starts to cry and shiver* Hey now baby, hey, I didn't mean to scare you, I was just mad, I'm sorry, you know I love you, I just don't know what I'd do if I ever lost you........

Ok going to sleep now I had a big day so I was overstimulated tonight, I still made myself dinner though with greens and healthy portion sizes, it was breakfast sausage and crispy baked broccoli on the side :3 nomnomnom wish I had someone to snuggle with but I have memories instead so I'll pick a good memory and snuggle with it and ignore the bad memories. Hoping I can make new good memories soon, with someone I love.

God what I wouldn't do for a little obedient codependent Morty.

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It has to be two tone so it's realistic, the head has to be a slightly different color

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I might be trans race and this would be identity affirming for me

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I need to find a safe dye I can use to self roleplay that I have a bbc

Women are so fucked up you can't say you want to have sex or they stop talking to you you have to pretend you're just a dependable guy with no interest in anything non wholesome until eventually they touch you and you touch them and you kiss and then you're getting naked and touching more and kissing more and then you fuck. And when that doesn't happen that's how you get friend zoned. I wish women were just honorable people like men, gay men don't do this shit, it's, "Hey, want to see my nudes?" "Yes, want to see my nudes in return?" "Yes". "Wow great nudes, very hot". "You too." Now we know if we meet we can fuck. No bullshit or stress or wasted time. And it's not about being a slut, do this with just one person if you want, but fucking stop penalizing guys you want to fuck for wanting to fuck but not wanting to risk being friendzoned for the billionth time. Even if you absolutely have to test them fucking say it, say "Hello I think you're sexy I would fuck you but I have to get to know you if you're chill we will fuck." NOT THAT HARD BITCH GOD DAMN UNCLENCH YOUR PUSSY FUCK SO TENSE

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Rapist dwarf who grunts "HNGG NO CONSENT" when he cums

I am about to lose my fucking mind. Can any of you, please tell me, who have played kane and lynch 2, even if you haven't played it, please just tell me that Kane does nothing at all and his AI fucking sucks shit. I google this shit for catharsis after playing the same god damn level for 2 hours and nobody else says any fucking thing about it I feel like I'm losing my mind KANES AI IS BAD, FUCKING BAD, HE IS FUCKING RETARDED, THE ENEMY AI IS ALL PEOPLE TALK ABOUT BUT KANE IS DOGSHIT, THEY SHOULD HAVE NAMED THE GAME KANE AND LYNCH 2 DOGSHIT INSTEAD OF DOG DAYS

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Still gotta love that he actually admitted to being and antimap ally. He actually admitted to working with antis. He actually admitted to hunting 2-3 maps down for being pro-c and feeding them to his anti friends. People who join nnia and are maps really need to migrate to another instance because the majority there aren't your allies and are plotting your demise. https://nnia.space/@comrade_lecter/105743581576044443
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