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Fighting with a boner is incredibly dangerous. Your boner can get smashed into and crumpled.

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I don't like that nigger buck
I don't like it in a truck
I don't like it with a duck
I do not like that nigger buck

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You can't leave until she is full, that's the house rule ! :blobcatmelt:

No take out, only eat in place, beware the food is served really hot !

Ashely Ho from Jabcomix

Fiction/Fantasy 

13yo: Can I watch it grow?? 😳
Based guy: Heh, sure!
Cucked guy: Oh noooo!
Based guy: What? *scene is expanded to show both the 13yo and guy at a table tending plant seedlings*

Me looking at happy group of people consenting: *Fantasy* Ugh, I hate consent (I actually love consent but also love punishing wrongdoers and if everyone is consenting there's no wrongdoers for me to punish :( )I wish I was a demon in hell so I could punish people who do the opposite of consent, but like with authority, I don't want to act without authority, and so I wish I was a demon in hell with the authority of god behind me (it's my job, demons work for god not the devil, devil works for him too) so I could greedily mutilate all the smug abusers who got away with it.

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:blobcatbot: The following is a detailed essay on why we should turn all men in to bimbo sex slaves:

1) It would eliminate the need for feminism. There’d be no more need to get special privileges from men, since they’d be mindless sex slaves who do whatever you tell them to anyway.
2) The economy would boom, as bimbo-sex-slave production is labor intensive and requires a lot of machinery.
3) Women could spend less time worrying about their bodies and instead focus on more important things, like how they can use their new power over men to destroy the world.
4) Men would be happier, because they’d have nothing better to do than satisfy your every whim.
5) The environment would benefit, as there would be fewer cars on the road due to increased cycling by men, who are now too weak to drive.
6) Crime rates would plummet, since bimbo-sex-slaves don’t commit crimes.
7) Fewer people would need to work, so we could invest more money into researching how to make superbimbos even better.
8) The government wouldn’t exist anymore, because it was made up mostly of old white male politicians who were kind of useless anyways.
9) We could finally achieve world peace once and for all, with no more wars, since everyone will be too busy trying to figure out what kind of kinky sex positions to try next.
10) Our enemies would surrender without even fighting back, because they know that they stand no chance against our army of bimbo-sex-slaves.
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You know you're god, right? You can do anything you want. You're bound by the rules of reality because you wanted it that way.

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Twitter suspended my current account again. This time I had few people with commissions in my DM's. So if see this and have slots. Go ahead and email me or send a message to me on here.

It really pisses me the fuck off how everything social is organized by or held inside....churches. Even if they're "lgbt allies!! yay!!" their fucking filthy ideology that they refuse to leave because it's more important than people, it's just lip service, if they cared they'd disband their church, turn it into a community center, keep 501c status, or stay a church on paper but change the signs and name of the church, take church out of its name, whatever, anything, just distance yourself from that fucking shit if you want to bring in new, smiling, happy faces. We're done with that church shit and it makes me sick that instead of moving on so we can bring this society together, they just. keep. trying. to. rebrand. You can't fucking rebrand it. Keep it as a historical curio, do not fucking hold it up as an ideal, it is not, it is a cult. This is wht nice guy nationalism didn't work either, no matter how much I wanted it to, you can never distance something from its source material, if the source is bad the fruit is bad, always.

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Lots of words: Ugh unsexy
Grunts and throws ball: ONG SO HOT

I just learned that narcissists tend to be good with children (too young to speak or too young to be independent or disagree), never knew this before, but it makes perfect sense and I'm absolutely terrified these sort of people exist. I never understood why everyone "hates pedophiles" but this is what they're talking about, they're not talking about real child lovers they're talking about child users. I always understood there were bad people who hurt kids, but not this way, not by getting the child to love you purely as a set up to hurt them with the discard, that is absolutely fucking sick.

Get it through your head, I'm NOT RACIST!!!! I just hate BAD CULTURES!!!!!

I count as a BIPOC and I LOVE white people, white people gave us literally so, so much (not EVERYTHING but a lot), and white people have evolved culturally, in part thanks to the help of the Jews (who I also love as long as they're secular or only culturally Jewish), white people ("white" culture) in general don't believe in magic or other stupid bullshit (unless they're the throwbacks we all are ashamed of who screech about made up magic and boogymen). Whites are men of science, they came up with the rigorous scientific method, documenting so, so much, as almost a form of religion. Their MISSION was to DOCUMENT, EVEN WHEN IT LOOKED HOPELESS!! EVEN WHEN IT LOOKED POINTLESS! And because of that, immense stores of knowledge were built. Practical knowledge, real knowledge about how things worked, sure there wrong conclusions, but those wrong conclusions are not enshrined so they can never be challenged. People who chant to the sky for any reason other than fun or art or ritual, are backwards mud people. I see so much of the filth pouring in, and while the west had it's problems with the church they were being handled, "porn" was available on tv, dirty comedians were rampant, porn was sold in shops and every gas station, all the goody goody churchies were on their heels, and loosing. And then a tipping point was hit, where the number of backwards savages was enough that it destabilized the west, it starts with the dirty racist comedians, and before you know it you aren't even allowed to be gay anymore and imams are chanting their disgustingly loud bullshit down the street from you every fucking day and beating and raping your daughters and mothers and sisters. Fuck savages, fuck the "religious", religion is filth and the next hitler who gets power better fucking do it right this time. I want a world where all races have eliminated all filth from within their ranks, and can finally engage in science together without retards getting in the way.

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Nice convos
Then they stop sending memes

Why?
What did I do? :(

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a conversation i have had several times about the criminalization of child sexuality

me: the age of majority is completely unacceptable and should be abolished

normie: but what about consent?

me: i meant what i said and im consistent about it

normie: but kids can't consent

me: that's just stating the legal status quo as if it implies something about child sexuality. we don't need an age of consent

normie: no age of consent at all?! but six year olds don't want to have sex with you!

me: o they don't? i hadn't heard that and i'll admit it's a bit disapponting that all six year olds told you i'm not attractive to them. anyway, that means nothing would happen if we granted children the right to consent. we could all talk openly about sexual topics with kids and intervene with young people being abused using a broader range of victims services rather than just calling the cops in every situation, and there would be no downside even from your perspective

normie: no, it has to stay illegal.

me: why?

normie: because before they made it illegal, kids would say they consented to adults all the time.

me: doesn't that imply that your assertions about kids and consent could be inaccurate or incomplete?

normie: no, it means they were being tricked and that sex with kids needed to be criminalized

me: i disagree. we've invented a large, expensive, dangerous social engine around *denying* youth consent. that doesn't actually define their capacity to learn about things and make choices. it just renders them silent, ignorant prey

normie: see? you admit they can't consent! why are you trying to change the law?

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do i make any sense? why can't i seem to persuade many people when the real problem seems so obvious to us?

What's it called when I like peoples hot bodies, and I like fapping to them, but I don't want them to fucking touch me

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