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Hnnnnggggg need muscular Hispanic granny pussy with white hair

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The only bad thing is I can't vape while having my face smashed into the lump

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Oh god yes my fucking back and neck I made a big LUMP on the floor (with microbead cushions and stuff) because nothing is ergonomic for me and I finally got some damn relief imma do this regularly from now on. I'm layed over a big lump in but trucking position, but my lower back hurts too much so don't fuck me.

It's not socially acceptable for me to say "If you opened your butthole for me I would jump right in there like scuba steve." to a sexy bitch and that's literally 1984

God imagine how good it must be to be a lucky one, I hope I get to be a lucky one some day. The great thing is, there's nothing in the stars that says I can't be, I just have to hope and maybe I too could be a winner in life 🥺

Need a girl with a fetish for men with invisible disabilities

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Tfw you're Joseph of Nazareth and you roll into the club with your 14yo wife
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It took me the longest fucking time to realize that weirdo is one of the worst things black people will call someone, to them, a weirdo is a rapist, a torture killer, a dangerous insane person. White people love weirdos, because to a white person a weirdo is a person who makes funny jokes none of that other fucked up shit.

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We HAVE to end the stigma of being outed as a lolisho in the west

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If something is resting on a solid surface can't it be said that it is floating on that surface? And yet...it might be denser..... incredible

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コミケ1日目お疲れ様でした。お越しくださった皆様、本当にありがとうございました。
漫画がまだまだ下手で反省点も多いのですが、少しでも楽しんでいただければ幸いです。

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