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Guys I don't want to admit it but I save a LOT of bbc porn, I don't look at it much because it makes me angry, but one day I hope to delete the whole folder, like that's my plan, that's why I have the folder, I segregate the bbc porn from the regular porn as I sort it (I sort porn as a hobby) and my plan was to delete it all once it was all separated. So...still gonna do that. I don't like the big shiny bbcs, they shouldn't be that big, or that shiney, and the women shouldn't be touching them.

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"It's not MY fault I'm the best at raping!" said the man who was best at raping.

In africa the mixed race people are called "colored", they're not white or black, but are a third thing called colored. I wish murrica would wrap their heads around this instead of lumping everyone tan as black and everyone light as white.

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~Mary Lou - Cleaning Day~

As the last jelly-like glob of Sergeant's week-old smegma slid into her stomach, Mary Lou felt herself ovulate. She was desperately in heat...

(There is no clean version)

Posted 30 days ago to SubscribeStar and Fanbox (links in my bio)

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Why did some moots disappear? Are they dead? Were they only rping the whole time and got bored?

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I wanna cum in that ectomorph pussy, that endomorph pussy, AND that mezomorph pussy, fr fr

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Hot girl! 🔥

New reward available: Ember Lumen from Elementals
Full resolution available for Fanbox subscribers only: oca.fanbox.cc/posts/6962117

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Me: *Sees man with beard* *panik*
Me: *Notices yarmulke* *no more panik*

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If the tyrones hadn't corrupted the kens with their rap music they would have been such good boys

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*Throws a heap of tyrones on top of the damaged gfs"
Them: NOOOOOooooooo we dindunuffinn nnnnn

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*Putting the damaged bitches in a meat grinder*
Them: NOOO PLEASE WE'RE MEANT FOR EACHOTHER WE'RE BOTH DAMAGED NOOOOOOO!!!
You with your healthy gf who is actually saving you: Uh nah, you gross cunts, should have stopped cheating on me, oh and this is my new GF she's sober, a veteran, is in politics, and is nontoxic (and doesn't cheat on me).
Them: NOOOOOOOOOOooooo*blurhavjsllflfhaggskgldhag as the meat grinder catches up with them*

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Later on at the bar

Her: Daddy that man tried to get me to fuck him!!!
You: Oh DID he now? *Nice and loud so the whole bar can hear*
Her: Yea Daddy he's not from around here so he don't know us! *giggles*
You: Well this IS shapin' up to be the ball poppin'est night, isn't it?

The mans torso was found in a ditch that Monday.

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The most beautiful woman ever, your wife, smiling as she pulls the handle on the trap door of the gallows. The ugly little THING (scarcely can be called human) drops through the floor pulling the rope taught.

Her: *Squeels with delight* Did I do it right Daddy!?
You: Mmmhmmm *big smile* you did it JUST right baby girl! That jerk's SWINGIN'! Haha!
Her: God I never thought we could make a difference, but we really changed things, didn't we?
You: You know it, fuck yea babygirl. These punks, these sick fucks thought they could tell us what to do, that they could tell YOU what to do.
Her: *Pouts then giggles*
You: Haha, we showed 'em, now we're the ones in fuckin charge, and things couldn't be better!
Her: The trains are on time!!!

You both double over laughing while the predatory scum hangs in the wind behind you.

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