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My ex gf giving me closure and acknowledging she did me dirty has put a complete stop to my demonic transformation....or so it would seem.

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Loud: Wish I could give a fedi fren hugggggg
Quiet: And suck their nipples

I asked my chubby autistic crush if I had her permission to talk lewd and she said yes and all I could think to say was I want to kiss you all over, and fuck you...then I said I'm shy

Ladies say thankyou to my ex for finally taking responsibility and fixing me, instead of making me other girls problems. Now I'll be a good boyfriend for the next one instead of a boyfriend who takes past trauma out on her.

So uh, hey babe, is that pee in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Hey guys! :D Closure has been achieved! Me and my ex finally broke down the walls and I finally have closure oh my god you people don't know how good this feels it's like I got my soul back it's like I'm the genie at the end of Aladdin. My ex literally said "Jazzy...but what about your freedom 🥺 " and I am BACK
youtu.be/HLZVUVL-ziM

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I used to be such a bby
Until people were mean to me
Now I'm hardcore >:c

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I made a mistake!!!
This drawing of #Crash licking #Tawna's ass was supposed to be a "Twitter" X drawing. :twitter:
But without realizing I put the wrong signature, now it's too late to change that🤦

#crashbandicoot #cocobandicoot #coco #tawnabandicoot #sex #sexy

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Ugh I hate when hot bitches my age have kids. Oh, you're cute, and bubbly, and also sensitive and intuitive?? Oh but you have a kid.....................................................................UH OH GONNA LOSE YOU I'M GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL

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Vanessa the security guard decides to kill some time before her shift ends and has some fun with her little trespasser!

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Jazzy: I'm ORDERING you to take a break Jazzy!
Jazzy: You're ORDERING me to take a break?
Jazzy: Yes
Jazzy: Ok guess I have to take a break!
Jazzy: Good talk
Jazzy: Good talk
Jazzy: So uh, let's go
Jazzy: Oh yea *hurries to take break*

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Taking a break from all this big brain activity, I'm not a god, but only a mortal

There are so many forms of legal prostitution it's not even funny. Bespoke prostitution, and even prostitution that none of the participants even realize is prostitution. Like the guy with the super hot body and nice finances and property that gets really positive attention from women...he wouldn't get that if he didn't have those things. But this somehow isn't prostitution.

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