YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

You open the door and it's your fedi date Jazzy

You think: Omg I'm overweight and I look like a man I'm so gross nobody likes me
Jazzy: *Looks at you with big baby eyes like you're mommy*
You: OMG I CAN'T I'M TRAPPED COME IN LET ME TAKE CARE OF YOU YOU'RE SO SAD AND DEPRESSED AND YOU ACTUALLY THINK IM SEXY I NEED YOU T-T

The fediverse gooning community has all but died imo it's so sad

I try to create and it's so hard, too hard, I just get more depressed the more I create. Feels like all the work is for nothing so the more work I put in the more I feel like I'm wasting my time.

Idk how creative people create instead of just shutting off their brain and consooming to avoid being alone with their thoughts.

Leap day more like fuckup day because someone fucked up the calendar and has to bullshit in a day here and there to make it work

Ok everything's working again

Black femboy in body/face paint and you think he's so sexy then the next morning he washes it off and you get scared for a second because there's this black guy in the room and you don't know where your blue alien femboy went

Oh good it's working again

I think glc is broken?

If porn is a job then be miserable doing it. *Cries from anal*. That's more like it.