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over 7 feet tall
arms long with hands that reach to knees
a jutting jaw and lips so long and protruding that they resemble an anteater
obsidian black and able to vanish completely in shadows, only sonar or thermal cameras can detect them
they cannot stand upright and remain hunched at all times
they shuffle but can sprint at great speeds, be cautious
they smile to show aggression much like a chimp
their penises are as long and thick as pool noodles and tbey drag behind them on the ground
their eyes are small and dim but with an uncanny sharpness that makes the dimness appear to only be an act, BE WARY!!
THE AVERAGE AMERICAN NEGRO!!!!!!

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I will find the girl whos dommy mommy in the streets and subby pubby in the sheets

Why do faggots say not to live for revenge? Revenge is the point of life. Someone slaps you and you lay there, unmoving, you're not stoic you're spiritually dead. The hero of all our stories never takes it like a bitch, except Jesus, and look how cucked that made our society. Our biggest hero is a cuck who says "akshually me laying here like a dead cuck is my REAL revenge because it proves you guys are JERKS!"...but they knew that so they had to say "AKSHUALLY he WILL come back and get his revenge just not right now!" and so you see, revenge IS the point of life.

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I'd rather have an ugly girl who tries than a hot girl who lays there. You skiny or fat or goblin lookin bitches, ay, what's up?

If someone could make an ai that seamlessly made bbcs in any video white.......they could save the world. It would replace all bbc features with white ones. Those big lipped protruding jawed sandpaper haired guys will become blonde beautiful chads with sexy white skin. /Theory

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Showing off the goods, little rascals :blobcoffee:

Gwen from Ben 10 (Omniverse version and original version)

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People be like "16 is a child" and then the 16 year old does a 250lb bench press.

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Scully rejects proof of invisibility. Mulder tries to save Scully from crispy-skin-itis.

I like that someone made a comic about moxxie from helluva boss getting brain damage and then getting cucked and raped before a double suicide. Means there's people out there with worse taste than me. I still fapped.

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Scully argues with Mulder about doppelgangers. Mulder is impersonated by government hackers.

Fiction/Fantasy 

Hot sexy gf who helps you catfish disgusting swinger type guys who think they're coming to cuck you but really you and your sexy gf are just going to kill them before he lays a hand on her

I need a well aged uncle type who crossdresses and wants to be my girlfriend

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