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I remember in fiction/voyeurism I didn't like shit when I was young, but now I kind of get hot looking at erotic drawings of sexy ladies doing poops and I'm so embarrassed

You know what fuck this shit I'm going to start hanging out at bus stops and hopefully a twink will ask me for a date eventually

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Scully completely wrecks a zookeeper with a single stare. Mulder tries to save Scully from alien abductions.

I'm still not done being mad at the biggoted against maps pieces of shit on twitter who banned me and basically ruined my online life and severed my connections because they're assholes and they're dumb and stupid and mean.

*Grabs dick (it's a dildo)* *Bursts on stage* *Swag* *Shoots enema water from anus in your direction* *Smiles and laughs* *Crowd cheers* *Starts rapping*
Easy
Peasy
Lemon Squeezy
Went to the beach and it was
Breezy
Ate out a peach and it was
Sleazy
Spit out my teeth
After the queef
It was no beef
It was that seafood
Sea dude
Fish pie
Sky high
Deep sea
Pie dive

About US television shows: Generally speaking everything made after 2015 is absolute garbage.

Since I've stopped masturbating every day due to my constant fear and anxiety my orgasms have been much more enjoyable and my gloop has been much more volumous. I often have been embarrassed by low gloop output but I am feeling much better and more confident since my gloop discharge has gone up by around 10 times at least. Don't be too impressed, that means I gloop a tablespoon now instead of a few ml's. *hugs and gloops*

Wish for a drug addict gf to suck on my wee wee

Me: Are my fedi frens kissing me?
Crowd: NO!
Me: Are my fedi frens hugging me?
Crowd: NO!
Me: Are my fedi frens loving me?
Crowd: NO!
Me: *cries*

I wish I had a friend so we could watch each other masturbate tbh

Spng:
FESI FEENS DON'T WANT ROMANXE
FEDI FRENS DON'T WANT LOVE
FEDIFRENS JISY KEEP BREAKIN MY HEARTT!!!!
OH WOW
OH WOW
OH WOW
P
OK

35yo and 14yo can legally get married in some places, and that would make it legal for the husband to say publicly that he "fucks 14 yo pussy" because the 14 yo would be his wife. And that's just uh... terrible?

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Sung like a gregorian chant:
OHHHHH I KNOW MY FEDI FRENS ARE NOT
IGNORING MEEEEEEEE
MY FEDIFRENS ARE PROBABLY BUS-YYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Ok fedifrens ok guis I give u kisses but just platonic unless you're frisky and you think I'm cute and I think you're cute tooooooo *said really fast without any spaces*

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The rich choose fascism before FDR 

Democrats are bribed to fail at getting justice for the non-rich, implementing a fair economic system and getting corruption out of government. While Republicans are bribed to succeed at implementing more injustice. Injustice on behalf of those corporations and billionaires who are bribing both parties.

The problems this corruption causes is why American hatred has risen. And in turn populism. The rich and corporations will support populist candidates which divert attention away from fixing the corruption they've caused. Because they want anything besides fixing those problems that are making them more money. That means backing candidates who blame others. Immigration. Religion. Sexuality. The actual position doesn't matter as long as it distracts. Attacking minorities and minority positions will be easier since that could be more popular. Just so long as it's not blaming those who created the problem. Or at least not planning to actually deal with that problem with policy. Like what the Democrats sometimes do when they lie about their intentions to fix the problem. While the Republicans just lie about what the actual problem even is. And often lie that feeding the problem by giving the rich and corporations even more wealth will fix it.

What all of this means is that the rich and corporations will always side in the direction of fascism. This is why fascism is on the rise and why it arose in Germany. Economic suffering by the slave masters leads to a backlash. The rich who have most of the power and money try to misdirect that backlash towards everyone other than themselves.

#politics #fascism #capitalism

"I'm ready to suck those nipples, get those nipples out, present those nipples!" -Me out loud while waiting for dinner to heat up as I'm looking at sexy muscle mommies

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