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Whoever that guy was that told me I was wrong about churches being bad orgs a couple years ago, I'm sorry I didn't listen sooner, it seems you were right and I was blinded by militant atheist dogma.

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It's not fair that I can't pay with cans at the bar down the street, I have to go all the way to the can return machine and I can't travel that far on foot!!!! WHY CAN'T THEY JUST ACCEPT MY TRASH BAG FULL OF CANS?? THEY'RE AS GOOD AS MONEY!!!!!!!

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Me begging, falling apart in my room, losing my composure, talking to pictures of women: I NEED TO LICK THAT PUSSY! I NEEED TO LICK THAT PUSSSSSYYYY AHHHHHH!

I have to confess something.
Lolis aren't turning me on much.
I crave big fat butts and adult bodies.
Because they can take a p-p-p-poundin.
And a slamma-jamma.
I'm sorry lolicons, I still am drawn to lolis on an artistic level.

Seriously if I had a real fedi friend irl nearby and they just wanted to come sleep in my bed with me and eat my food and stuff it's fine my mom is a jerk sometimes but she won't bother us mostly and free food just think of all the free food and heating and four walls and roof and internets. *cries*

Rapping Jazzy: Huh, uh huh, this is a rap, this is a rap about fedi frens
Who
Fuck with your head
Wish you were dead
All day long
They do something instead
Of hittin you up
Of givin you daps
How many fedi frens are givin no craps?
I'm sick of your shit!
You fedi idiot!
*cries*
*almost drops microphone*
*gets back on beat after getting breath back*
I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT!
YOU FEDI IDIOT!
YOU THINK LIKE A TIT!
I HOPE YOU GET HIT!
BY LIFE JUST A BIT!
*takes deep breath*
I'm tired of fake fedi frens givin me fake bullshit fake handouts fake trends fake old tits fake canned pouts
*takes a moment gets determined*
If I ever had a real fedi frend
It might be you
I'm blastin
In the end
With
(in the end sample by linkin park occurs here)
But if I were to tell the whole truth
And nothin but
Such and such
It'd be
That I want
Many fedi frens
And that's not a crutch
*drops mic and goes back stage with only the real fedi frens*

I just want to have people I feel safe with irl but I really don't and I'm so scared it's only surface level safety I don't feel safe enough to cuddle with anyone or hug them deeply or anything...I'm scared they're going to reject me...fuck this shit I wish I could go on a night ride but I'm too tired...I just wish I had energy...I wish i wasn't so depleted, so sad, on the verge of crying but not even having the energy to do so anymore. I came to the fediverse to talk about porn and human rights, and even here I got abused and threatened by evil people. I just want to find my tribe. Where do I fit in...where is my place in the linkage?

I wish I could get a new identity but any fedi frens who really loved me as a person/poster would still be able to ask me what my new handle was and so they could make the transition with me into my new identity and we could maintain our relationship...T-T

I think I did it! I finally drove everyone who liked me away with my viciously psychotic fantasies and fictions! I knew nobody could love a monster like me!! *recluses like a spider into the trench hole at the bottom of the ocean*

I'm thinking even more about retiring from fedi posting because it's impacting my mental health to post so much and get fewer and fewer interactions

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Fantasy/Fiction/RP 

Gonna fuck your kiddos gonna plow your kiddos gonna deep divk your mini mes gonna creampie your Jrs gonna lick

I'm fantasizing about getting a bar hookup and making them wear the pfp of a fedifren as a mask while we do it without any elaboration

So like wtf is everybody just busy all the time now? T-T

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