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It's not fun when this fedi relationship goes one way. I can't keep being so lonely on the fediverse!!!!

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When you're in love their farts literally change scent according to your perception.

Ugh ugly ugly ugly vibessssssss pawoo just banned a bunch of words DX

If I learn that female hormones make it so girls like it when you're a jerk and you just tell them what to do I'll be so mad I got fooled into feminism.

Is it true that female hormones make you more submissive? If this is true then it explains everything I've wondered about gorls, like why they're such pushovers when it comes to guys who don't care about their feelings.

Sad song that is the saddest most impactful song you've ever heard it is so beautiful and sad and you know you'll always remember it and you do:

Oh fedi frens

You've gone and broke my heart

I knew that from the start

That it would end in tears

Now you've confirmed my fears....

MY LONLINESS

Like a lion

Without his lioness

My emptiness

Without you by my side is perilous

WITHOUT YOU

WITHOUT YOU BY MY SIDE IT'S LOOOOOOONELYYYYYYYY

I NEED YOU, BUT ALL THAT I HAVE IS YOUR MEMMMMMMMMMMMORYYYYY!!!!!

I WANT YOU!!!!!

I WANT YOU BUT MY HEART IS NOT ENOUGH

TO MAKE YOU...

COME BACK TO ME

FROM OUT BEYOND THE ROUGH

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Me: I hope no one plagerizes my text posts I wrote some real bangers over the years
Psychic gf: Name one
Me: ...
Psychic gf: Yea I thought so
Me: Shut the fuck up people liked my...post about...rights
Psychic gf: Yea that was your one hit
Me: No, they liked-
Psychic gf: What that post where you talked about your lust for old man buttholes?
Me: I AM PANSEXUAL BITCH

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I've completed my second doujin! The full work can be found on Fanbox!
同人2作目が完成しました!完成した作品はFanboxで見ることができます!
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I want that greek muscle pussy I want that Italian muscle pussy any woman with thick dark eyebrows and is into fitness you knoe what I want

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Trump talks and it sounds scary and gives me panic attacks
Kamala talks and gives me nice calm feelings
Those are vibes man, two vibes, Trump sniffs butts because he's mean and sides with fags who want to cancel porn fuck you for letting these guys think they're cool for trying to cancel porn

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What if the former map and the former aam fell in love

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