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I wish I could divide myself up into multiple physical entities and also multiply my brains comprehension so that I could send one me to play videogames 24/7, one me to masturbate 24/7, one me to work out 24/7, and one me to do the rest of the stuff, and we would all come back together, just like multiple man. I do not have enough fucking time for all the shit I want to do god damnit. How can I be a naturalist, a porn lover and masturbater, a playboy, a gamer, a movie buff, a comic nerd, a trekkie, a fitness enthusiast, a self taught chef, a marksman, a horseback rider, a bibliophile, an illustrator, a musician, a pilot, a boat captain, an inventor, a programmer, a translator, a wilderness guide, a hang-gliding instructor, a stuntman, all these things and more... I'm upset I'll never have the time to do them all before my clock is up, all out of spring power.............on god.....oh god I need a breast to cry on............oh god

Dude is this retard abuse? Like is this dude retarded? Can he consent?
youtu.be/YV8yuXKtPvY

My mom who should know better because she's a genXer not a fucking boomer but she was dumb enough to get smart tv shit and lost the remote and couldn't use her damn tv without it. She refuses to get a simple old craptop hdmi streaming setup, that's too "complicated".

I want to go on legal dates with minors. Movies, ice cream, picnic in the park, visit to the museum, ahhhh, it would be the time of our lives.../fantasy

I double checked and it's still legal in my state for someone over 18 to go on a date, or date steadily, someone under 18, as long as no sexual activity takes place. This is so based.

If multiverse theory is real there's a multiverse where I've fucked you all in the butts

ABSORB THE FASCISTS SPIRITUAL ENERGY AND CONVERT IT BACK INTO UNIVERSALLY PURE ENERGY

THE TIME IS NOW, MEDITATE NOW, TAKE A MOMENT AND FOCUS, ON EVAPORATING THE FASCISTS, FASCISTS EVAPORATE....***NOW***

I realize now the only way for us CHOSEN ONES to find each other is to NOT BE RACIST, because only like TEN of us are born to each race, and like HALF of them are going to be on the bad side, so bro, we've gotta stop being racist or we're Never going to find each other.

Little boys who love gays grow up to be men who protect gays UwU

manga hentai title idea: I Never Suspected I was a Pedophile until a Gradeschooler Forced me to be her Husband, Now I'm Stuck!

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So glad YOUR SAVIOR TRUMP released the Epstein files LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW EARTH ORBIT @ all the trumpies who are still trumpies

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it's bunny day in japan, but I don't have any decent arts to post🐰 :loli: ❌ 👀
if it's sukumizu art I have a lot, but it's all because of a certain blue girl🌊 🩱 :Pokeball: :loli: 👀

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Btw don't share pedi links in signal, there's a safety issue with it
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this world is absolutely loaded with brilliant autistic trannies who would dedicate their lives to solving all of science and philosophy's greatest unsolved questions if someone would just pay their fucking rent.
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I've been wanting to draw these two cute narcissists named Beth for a while. I hope you like it. #RickandMorty ⸜( ´ ꒳ ` )⸝

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Lets continue with the history of Glazed n' Jelly! After the climax between Ruby, Zaphire and Connie,

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