YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Not gonna do well without a wife. Time for a wife. Need a wife. And the book said, those two should cleave together or something, which means to fuck, those two should fuck. I need a wife, to fuck and to love, to cuddle and to kiss, to make breakfast for and massage, to be blowjobbed by and sex haved, till dead due us part

Tsundere ✅
Twintails ✅
Blonde ✅
Brown eyes ✅
Flat chest ✅
Physically fit ✅
Tomboy ✅
Secretly emo ✅

Need any kind of wife tbh

The fact that she's not my wife hurts me in my soul.

Wish she was my wife

What *I* did wasn't cheating, because she cheated first, and I could sense it, and I heard the dudes in the background when she was getting trafficked and I was trying to find her and get her out (she wanted out, they wouldn't let her, cops eventually found her), she never would have had any of that happen if she had simply been a good girlfriend and not gone out to "be a free spirit" because I wouldn't help her self harm (escape from a court ordered stay at a facility), not that she deserved it, but if she would have simply been honorable it never would have happened, we'd be married right now, I'd be off drugs, we'd either have or adopt kids (I think she's infertile), and things would have been good. But I knew she cheated, I didn't know she was raped quite then yet, and I was just mad, I had filthy gay sex with her friend and took his giant cock up my ass even though I'm not a bottom just to try and get a new partner but he was abusive and made revenge porn of me secretly and I cried and broke it off because I couldn't take the abuse after several years./vent

Cheaters should be publicly raped /vent/notserious

Flashing back to when she cheated on me and part of me wants to bash her skull in with a fucking bat /vent

My ex confessed she fucked a dog and now the bitch won't fucking talk to me. Stupid cunt. Hate her so much. Where am I going to find another petite qt tomboy with abs who bens over for the dogknot???????? Fucking pissed, verge of tears.

It's not my fault I lost my virginity to minblowing sex with a petite qt when I was a teen and she gave me unrealistic expectations for sex because she did everything but anal and rimjobs, she grinded on it, rotated, deepthroated and licked the balls with it down her throat, but I later found out she would have eagerly rimmed me and opened her wrinkle free pink asshole if I had simply asked. At least I have that. At least I won't die a virgin, and at least I won't die having only fucked cows. Her skills bros, her skills, jesus bros, her fucking skills, I'm so suspicious she must have been a mega whore to be that good at sex, and she DID get molested and I'm guessing it was probably a regular thing but damn, if olympics had fucking/pleasuregiving she'd be in the running. And yes, that's my stupid ex who constantly gets herself raped by psychopaths because her danger radar is non functional.

I get so confused when people draw children getting fucked then get upset and say they're quitting because of maps, who did they expect to like their drawings? Was it 5D chess and they thought they were going to get fans who would be like "omg I hate maps so much because this is what they do, you illustrated it quite well, and that's why we hate them, very good job!"

Life has been hard, with my pain condition. And being autistic. I like watching OLD episodes of mr rogers. Yall should do that too. Go learn some morals plz. Some of you aren't nice! I used to fap all the time but ever since my depression (caused in part by mean people) I haven't been able to fap so much and I cry sometimes, wahhhhh, but the mr rogers show helps. It's good to know I can be a lolisho and still be a good person! Don't let them (the evil ones) trick you into thinking you're evil for being a lolisho!! Thoughts aren't actions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *slams book on the table*, (the book is called "smart peoples book"), read this and stop hating lolisho maps who don't hurt anyone just by being maps!!!!!!!!!! AND IF YOU'RE A LOLISHO OR ANOTHER KIND OF PERSON WHO IS MEAN MEAN MEAN TO SO CALLED FRENS FOR DOING OUTREACH WORK YOU'RE A POOP LICKER WHO IS IN LOVE WITH POOP!

I want a girl with heterochromia to be my wife. BE MY WIFE! (Other genetic rarities are sexy too like vitiligo)

wish I had a cutie with a petite body and naturally good smelling hair because of her feminine pheromones and she would say "what you actually think my hair smells good I stink I'm stinky" and I would be all animalistic and sniffing her and I'd be like "you spell fucking amazing"