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Alright... I hate doing this, but, I'm kind of in a dire situation. I lost my job a month ago, and I've got by on the vacation pay I was owed. Well, that's run dry, and I've had absolutely bad luck finding new work.

And now rent is due. So I'm trying to open commissions, even though I don't feel prepared for this at all yet. I really don't know what to value my work at, so.. I suppose I'm looking at $20-25 for a piece? We can work on that. DM me on discord at maidenxiii if you're interested.

TITTY BABY MAGA MEN ARE SCARED (best show that slams the right, calls then titty babies and cankles and secretly gay lolololol love it!)
youtu.be/bsBbVhUF4P4

I'm still scared of those masculine bbcs, though I'm starting to comprehend their inteigue, feminine bbcs are still more than acceptable, they are based, this us a game liberty exclusive because idk if I'm allowed to work through my bbc thoughts elsewhere

Need hot fat black girl in bunny outfit to be my wife

My final battle
My battle with hell
My battle with the demons
I am preparing my body in life
So I that in death, in the afterlife, I will defeat demons with my spiritual strength which is gained through willfull endeavors in the physical realm
If you devote yourself to some pure spiritual practice it will give you spiritual strength
When the end inevitably comes for all things you will have the tools you need to make the business angel man in a suit regret ever tampering with "lower" beings
This is my religion/vent
Oh also suicide doesn't result in punishment but you will be robbing yourself of magnitudes of power in the battle to come in the afterlife.
The experiences here are your training ground, your massive spiritual energy will be able to crush any demons who expect easy prey if you are prepared and dedicated./ps

In my darkest moments, I am brought to the light, by remembering that I'm the super weird Rick.

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ur occasional reminder that ur not prokink if you do not support ppl w raceplay, nazi or other controversial but consensual kinks

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Criticizing NNIA now since apparently they blocked severed other people's followers from said instance bc I have proof of this happening. Cutting people off from their friends on instances you don't like is not ok, like seriously not ok. I do not know why Lecter and others in charge thought THAT was a good idea, yet here we are.

I miss the (((parenthesis))), can we bring then back as anticapitalist and not anti semetic???

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It was Criminaly Insane, it's hard to believe that that's a real movie lel.
Tha SU bitch was crazy, so fitting for this movie. In my eyes She never recovered from The Island episode.

youtu.be/4f1zzpJFyD0
I am GOING to get laid by fedi frens. I'm sure now I'll meet my fedi love one day. She'll really understand me, won't be mean to me, she won't be scared of me, we will outdo everyone's expectations and will not abuse eachother and will die holding hands as happy old people on legal heroin while our kids who we raised right pray around us to a non denominational god and don't fight over our assets (old shoes and a flatscreen tv).

I need to get athletic blonde (short hair) flatchest (tomboy) Polish pussy (as a wife in a stable marriage longterm)

If I had a VR house new fedi frens would come in for the first time and see a bunch of HUGE preserved cocks mounted on the wall and they'd be like wtf is that and I'd be like oh that's from my cock cutting phase and they'd be like YOUR WHAT

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I got into an accident. Need money to pay asap.

I'm willing to do five $30 sketches. (one character only) nothing fancy or complicated, I'll color them.

Also, anyone willing to help, but can't afford to spend much money you can always share this or donate one or two bucks on my Ko-fi. ko-fi.com/hobo_kofi

If you are interested, please write me at toongoons on Discord.

Thank you for your time.

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