It's not like I'm into unacceptable kinks or anything, aside from maybe loli and shota but that's only unacceptable among a vocal minority that riles up the rest of the tards like that one kid in class, get rid of them and suddenly everyone's speaking their real mind and they actually don't give a fuck what greases your gears as long as no one is being harmed, and we all more or less agree and have an understanding of what "harm" is, it's contextual, heavily. Anyway that's my ted talk. I'm stoned af. I can't remember what I was saying. Wait. What? Something. Idk. Something. I guess. Anyway. Ok. I feel like it was something important. I feel like I'm making a fool out of myself now. What was it. God damnit. Something about sex. Probably something about sex. I'm always talking about sex here. That's a generalization. I shouldn't generalize. Shit. Did it again. Fuck.
Ok /b/ros I got fucking levitated it only took like infinity hits and my first hit shower in a week (, Don't worry I wash the undercarriage after every poo so that's always clean as a whistle even when I'm too tired to shower, I'm never too tired to squat and wash mah hole, the day I'm too tired to do that is the day I pray to god I either die painlessly that night or I win the lottery and get a personal asshole washer and she's a hot model./stoned
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I gate my life
God I wish weed fucking hit me like it used to. I used to smoke and laugh and have SO much fun. Now I smoke and I really don't even giggle, I barely even get short term memory loss anymore, like none. And t breaks fucking hurt, I smoke because of joint pain and also really bad depression T-T AND I'M SMOKING CONCENTRATE LIKE A FUCK LIKE GOD DAMN WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME WHAT HAVE I DONE TO MY LIFE
Slurs/Vent
Why is it that when I see femboy twinky twinks who are crossdressing fulltime girls I huff like a fucking bull getting a whiff of estrous and get a raging erection and say aggressively degrading things in my imagination to them while fucking them in my imagination, like, "Fuckin take it in that faggot ass *humps hard*, fuck yea that fuckin *humps* faggot *humps* aaaassssssss ahhhhhh *cums*"?/vent?
The Trench