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FEELING LIKE I DON'T MATTER STARTING TO SPIRAL/vent

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All raisins customers are perfectly welcome to take pictures of the staff. With consent of course... :gwen: :wilykit2011:

no repost plz

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None of you will date me none of you will date me none of you will date me none of you will date me I am the most undatable person on fediverse even more undatable than that tomato guy/sadlonely

Guys we could save money enough to live comfortably if we all huddle together for warmth

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‪...and in third place, we have D'vana Tendi (specifically an armpit focused pic.) Thus ends this round of poll drawings. Hope you guys enjoyed it, I'll probably do this again.

Hell, might even open up an option for requests. 😏

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Reporter to worlds most successful rapist: WHAT'S YOUR TRICK TO DOING SO MANY RAPES???
Rapist: Well, first of all I gotta thank my fans, and god, none of this would be possible without them, uh, and my moms, and uh, just like, be rich and shit, and like, you can pretty much rape as much as you want
Reporter: YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS! EARN THOSE BUCKAROOS SO YOU CAN RAPE TOO!

Fiction/Fantasy/Raceplay 

The cucks butthole quivers with excitement, the bull was the biggest and blackest he had ever seen, AND he had HIV, this was the pinnacle for the cuck, he was about to see a 6 foot 7 GIANT cocked criminal ex convoct negro breed every member of his restrained family INCLUDING the pets all the way down to the HAMSTER

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A butt named Scooby-Doo 

I've never been a big fan of the Scooby-Doo girls, but recently Garabatoz has changed the error of my ways! Needed more Daphne ass in my life! 🍑👏

If there are any of my shirt brothers left on these sites, I need you now. I don't even know what's real. And I don't want to do another rule ever again.
youtu.be/T3m_pbSzeqI

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Public swimming pool always had strict rules !
Though they should be more lenient on those for the sake of happy family wanting to have a good time :blobcatmelt:

Me: Why are you so obsessed with those bbcs?????
You: Jazzy you're the only one who is still obsessed with bbcs the internet moved on years ago
Me: *Looks at you in anger and disgust and confusion like you're completely insane*, THEY'RE RIGHT HE- *I scream as I turn around to gesture to the infinite wall covered in bbcs...but it was gone, the wall wasn't there* No, no no no it was here, it was right here, they were being racist, using racist tropes, you have to believe me

ooohhhhh I finally get it you convince the hot girl you can't have to do bbcs because you just want to watch the world burn if you can't rule it, I get it now, holy shit it makes sense, you trick them into devaluing themselves because that's what you get off on and you think it's devaluation because you're either racist or aware of the racism within society/mindblown

I need a respectful kind fat girl to worship intimately/vent

I will never be poly, you will be my property and I won't share you >:(

When a player doesn't understand the limitations of a game world it becomes infuriating to play. DO NOT MAKE THE BOUNDARIES SO NEBULOUS, GUIDE THE PLAYER APPROPRIATELY./vent

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