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I CAN'T BELIEVE I've been on my PORN SAVING CRUSADE since 2015!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S OVER 10 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!! /dedication vent

I SAVE THAT PORN JUST SO ALL YALL PORN ARTISTS KNOW I STILL BE *JACKON* IT ANNNNHY TIME I FEEL LIKE IT TO *YOUR* SACRED ARM MOTION RECORDS (drawings) EVEN IF YOU DELETE THEM FEOM THE PUBLIC SITSES HWAUAHAHHAHAHAH?!!!!!! /vent

First of all study the teachings of the buddha
Second of all learn about the Tao
It will help you stop being stupid /ventadvice

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Put all Christians into a nuclear reactor and turn it on
Once that's done, at random, every year, a prostitute who has misbehaved will be chosen to be sacrificed to ensure a good harvest (good prostitutes who behave will not be eligible for selection)
Also, any youths (mouthy ones who aren't little kids anymore) who misbehave get put into a pit with a lion and they have to crawl out before it kills them (none succeed)
Any olds (geezers) who order hits on people will have their limbs ripped from their body and their potato sack torso skewerd in the butthole vlad style
Any punks who follow such olds orders will have their fingers cut off so they can never hold a weapon again
/vent new world order better than the old world order

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"Families that lay together, stay together <3" /engraved over your happy consensual incest family's mantle

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I HATE the age of consent it DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!!!!!! There's TWELVE year olds with WHOLE BIG ROUND TITTIES and GROWN ASS HEIGHT and THISS ASS CHEEKS yet they're "children" -BRUH- that may be a young woman but she ain't no CHILT! /vent

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Bollywood type rap:
When she comes to me with the gushy pussy
I say to her no thankyou mam
When she comes to me with the horny pussy
I say to her no thankyoumam
When she comes around with the pussy on the ground
(bollywood overture momentarily)
leaving the snail traaaiiaiiiaiiiallllllaaalaalllalllleeeeee!!!!
(bollywood overture but a little more this time) /vent

These bitches that are hot
Will never give me pussy
These bitches that are hot
Will never give me pussy
I swear off the pussy of these bitches that are hot
These bitches cannot tempt me with their pussy I will not
Be bullied by the vagina they're blowing up my spot
They all want a ride me now because I'm giving up
Sorry bitches lost your chance you'll always want this dick
Because you'll never get it get it you make me sick / rap vent 😎

Why can I always tell afab trans masc femboy ass and amab femboy ass and the amab femboy ass is always the better looking one? / vent not serious but there's a pattern I'm seeing

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Part 2 out of 5 of the next major drawing I'm working on. I think you guys can see a pattern going on :blobthinkingsmirk:
#marvel #MayParker #Venom #loli #EarthX

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I need to fuck a 19 yo muscle girl who's my wife but only if she's kind and gentle and doesn't hurt me with her thighs 👶

Watch this
youtu.be/LTxHvqGiFHg and mute it after the first ten seconds then hit play on this youtu.be/Hm7vnOC4hoY (censored version if you need it youtu.be/j0lSpNtjPM8)

So I had this idea and no one's done it yet and I'm bad at knowing my way around editing programs so, here's the best you get. Miltons power level is underestimated, Milton has a last resort though 😉🌴

Me and you girl, seas may divide us, and antis may oppose us, but there's nothing that says we won't end up together🌹
youtu.be/Clp8dUWi6Mo

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