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OK! NOW YOU KNOW WHY MY LIFE FELL APART! DISCORD DISCRIMINATED AGAINST ME! /vent

I DON'T LIKE discord because they GAVE ME A PANIC ATTACK by BANNING MY ACCOUNT AND MY IP AND MY DEVICE IDENTIFIERS and it was for NO REASON other than PEOPLE HIJACKED A ROOM AND TROLLED IT WITH BAD PICTURES and I DID NOTHING WRONG but now I'm SCARED OF DISCORD FOREVER!!!!!! /vent I haven't used discord EVER SINCE and it's been YEARS and I'm ANGRY because I'm missing out on the PARTY apparently and it's giving me FOMO I'm so mad and crying I'm seething!

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I love it when an artist draws Stewie Griffin getting fucked in the ass like a slut enjoying it /confessent

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I need a BIG mommy with STRONG muscles to take care of me...because I'm getting older, and weaker, I'm not the ass kicker I once was m'dear, yes yes, the days of go go power rangering motherfuckers are, sadly, definitively passed...if you can stomach the thought of being with a "male" (I wince to even call myself that if I cannot rip a phone book in half or do a flying side kick into a standing adults face) who is becoming weak like a little boy, maybe you're the one for me, and maybe I'm the one for you 🥺🫂 p.s. you can be small mommy also, as long as you're nice that's what matters, and you can handle guns/vent

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AAARRRAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH BACK TO ALMLST 20K IN MY DAMN PORNO ART BACKLOG AND DAMNNNNNNNN I STILL HAVE 6K LEFT TO ARCHIVE AND THEN DAMNMNNNNNNN I HAVE TO MFKIN SORT THEM AND DAMNNNNN I'M NEVER GONNA HAVE TIME TO FAP TO ALL THIS /vent first world problems ARE STILL PROBLEMS

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I WILL find my fedi love and we WILL get married!!!!! WEIRDER little freaks than ME have found WIVES on the stupid nerd sites THEY were using so WHY can't it happen to me?? Answer! It CAN! /vent

Let's me and you go absolutely fucking crazy babe and become ecelebs and they'll try to make us lolcows but we won't be milked so they'll just say we're scum but we'll be Jazzy the pervert and his petite waifu who they will say I groomed but she will laugh the hardest at their accusations and giggle that she's the one who groomed me before we smooch with a smile and turn off the bedside lamps in our king sized bed with rich people sheets /vent

No fedi DISCOURSE is making me DIE. START THE FEDI DISCOURSE!/vent

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Muscle Mommy and Fat Mommy both having their buttcheeks kissed by overexcited little boys and they're LETTING them do it with sexy evil smirks

If a fat slut with a belly but wide hips and big tits was my gf I'd be just as happy as if she was a muscle mommy UwU /vent

I hate when idiots flirt by being annoying, that's not how you flirt!!!! Say you want to sniff my pits, say you want to be covered in my musk and be my little sugarglider companion in our hollowed out treetrunk. /vent

The realm of kissing is like the backrooms except it's women and boys who are attracted to me /fantasy

RP/ I give my cutie a kiss. She kisses me back! I feel giddy!!! I'm liked! I'm never liked, nobody ever likes me, nobody ever gives me *smooth* GASP she gave me another one! Can it be, am I in the realm of kisses?!?!? I'm finally happy!!!! /ventassy

I'm pretty sure if you're on fedi you're SINGLE because only losers post on fedi 😎 SO maybe, just maybe, I'll find a nice zoophilia cutie with hair that can be dark or light, straight or curly, she just has to be spiritually pure and love animal cocks and love animals as entities, not as tools. And when we get married and move into our 5 acre woods house that's a 3 story victorian where your (and sometimes my) holes are filled with consensual dog, horae, or boar cum, and we'll raise a cool family of goth children Addams Family style. /vent

HOW CAN MY EX CONFESS THAT SHE'S LIKE ME AND I CONFESS THAT I'M LIKE HER AND WE BOTH LOOOOOOVE DOG KNOTS AND ANAL AND THEN SHE FUCKING GHOSTS ME ONCE WE START TEXTING AFTER HANGING OUT AND LEARNING ALL THAT STUFF AND CUDDLING AND I THOUGHT SHE CARED!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT SHE LOVED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED MY FEDI BRIDE TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM THE MEMORIES OF THIS EVIL WOMAN!!!!! /VENT

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