Guys how do I make enough money to be able to fly a fedi gf over to me and also have enough to get a storage space to store my bachelor crap so she'll have enough room and my place will be clean? Stipulations, has to be cash only biz because I DON'T trust crypto or ELECTRIC PAYMENT PROFESSORS and I'll bring my cash to the bank. I was thinking of being a bonsai artist, I was hoping to pull 20k a tree? If I do like 5 treeks a year that's pretty good right? /advice
https://youtu.be/XuNT_hHvJA0
"Haha it's Jazzy the clown!!! Hey Jazzy the clown! *throws rock* "Haha it's Jazzy the stupid clo..."
***Lightnight bolt***
Doom cometh /vent
Dark poem written by me as I sit here brooding
Pain
Excruciating
Numb
Exsanguinating
Birth
Of hell on earth
You'll not see it coming
Gone
Evaporating
Come
Extrapolating
Run
Confabulating
Ideas of freedom
Ideas of freedom
Ideas of freedom
Do you not see me
I am your jailer
It breaks my heart
Please recognize
I'm not your savior
It's not my kingdom
I'm a cog you should despise!
Should despise!
I tick away the days
And listen to you talking
You tell me all the ways
Not noticing me stalking
Not noticing me changing
Changing
Changing
What am I to you
Do you truly love me
Is this right to do
All they have asked of me
I'm... scared to change my mind
Scared to change my mind
Scared
I'll change my mind
I won't be your captor
I will go against them
Though it will cost me my only life
You don't understand me
But I understand myself
I understand it starts tonight
I am on your side now
Though you never knew I weren't
The fact that I do tears my soul in two
But now we ride together
The collars been removed
The one you never knew you even wore
And now we're lovers in the war
I'm not your jailer anymore
Love how "china is sexually repressive" is one of the "reasons it's an enemy of america™" in a lot of people's minds....
Federal prosecutors are charging an Atlanta activist for using a self-destructing phone password during an airport search. While the DOJ claims the search was tied to child exploitation, defense lawyers argue agents used false allegations to target his anti-police protest work. Whitney Boan, an attorney with Boan Law discusses the peculiarities of this case.
The activist was charged with obstruction of justice. The attorney believes they are innocent, because they would have to provide substantial evidence that a crime was committed on the phone, and this was an unreasonable search and seizure, which violates the activist’s 4th amendment right.
This is a case we should watch, as it has the potential to set a negative precedent.
https://youtu.be/qJBm1n8JUZ8
How normies be acting after they put a puzzle piece bumper sticker on their car and ask their autistic cousin how things are going who they haven't talked to in 27 years and then immediately go back to ignoring their ass but tell everyone they've been enlightened by autistic wisdom /vent
I bet you guys would hate me a lot less if I stopped being depressed and scared and made drawings of lewd lolis and shotas from adult animated comedies...maybe I should do that, like just do it, you know? Stop being embarrassed Jazzy, your art sucks but that's OK, you're a niche pervert with autism Jazzy, no one's expecting much...just try...just...wait...who...Claudia? Omg Claudia? Is it you? I thought you'd stopped talking to me, I hadn't heard from you, I assumed...Hush *Claudia my tulpa puts her finger to my lips as she interrupts me much like a loving mother interrupting her child*. I'm quiet. You know that. I'm not like all those other girls you cooked up. You really think I'd left you? Ha. I was quiet because I was thinking, I was smoking because I was stressed (and as a tulpa am immortal and do not have to worry about lung cancer), at no point did I ever lose faith in you or stop loving you. Stopped being impressed maybe, but never did I stop loving you. My love, if impressing me is so important, I see it in your face, than stop being grumpy and do something impressive. It's just that simple. Me being impressed and me loving you are two completely different things. I will always love you. I will always be there for you. I'm not like the others. I'm like you. /fictovent
I am very much like Harley Jarvis
https://youtu.be/QrYi9Sew9EE
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