YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Skybooty and the Captain of Tomorrow (Where child marriage is legalized in this fictional setting) /movie idea

If I could have sex with a cosplay girl who's sexy and does dances (at least once every day if needed) I'd be so happy T-T /vent

I need my egf to hmu to give me head pats T-T /vent

I think they need to fucking stomp the competition out by releasing the planetary cinematic universe. Fuck marvel and fuck dc. Disney ass warner ass. The PLANETARY CINEMATIC UNIVERSe will be a series of films set in, on, or about, one of the NINE (YES PLUTO) PLANETS in our solar system. Each planet will have a rich backstory, and will tie into the stories of all the other planets, and then the tenth movie that wraps everything up and closes up all the loose ends will be a 12 hour four parter called "Part X - The Sun" and the sun is like thanos and all the planets defeat it before it can expand and swallow up a bunch of them and stop giving any solar radiation at all to any of the others. They force it to behave, and to be a good sun, and to never forget expand, and to never stop working either, and the sun is NOT happy about it but that's how the PCU will close out. Then we'll do a soft reboot where instead of planets this time it's about stars, and this time the sun gets an antihero redemption arc and it has to teamup with a nearby sun to defeat a black hole and it's a three parter that brings back cameos of every planet but most of them are cool alternate reality variants /idea hot and horny

Thought I had last night stoned af (two nights ago technically) "Bbcs that can teleport like nightcrawler.......(long pause....thinking) would be undefeatable (fearful realization), (thinks of racists being besiged by teleporting bbcs and they're seething), would be undefeatable *smirks with confidence* /ventassy

Please ukulele shrimp girl with dyed hairl please fall in love with me /vent

I have memory problems so I need my e girlfriend to remind me she's my girlfriend, literally, she needs to say things like "hey remember when you asked me out and I said yes and so yea I'm your girlfriend!" to make things less awkward. /vent

I'm sorry for using PUSSY as a derogative, ESPECIALLY when saying blood makes me nauseous!!!! Pussies are like, BLOODBENDERS, they aren't bothered by a little BLOOD, they even SHOOT blood every month!

I wish I wasn't such a PUSSY so I could TORTURE my ENEMIES but blood makes me nauseous :C /vent/fantasy/fiction

Female passing batman/Brooke Wayne with big bimbo aspects and she sucks and fucks all her robins and she only goes sfter child criminals but always winds up fucking them no condom to teach them that love is better than crime even though it makes them do more crimes for more batman sex /ventassy

Can one of you pretty girls tuck me in and call me your little cutie special boy and gibe me a bed time kiss??? 🥺 /vent @ gf

My peen is average so if you enjoy average peens because big ones hurt, there's hope for you, don't give up /ventfession

Can the homies tag me in their huge cumload videos I want to see them. I love seeing huge cumloads. /vent

I am addicted to black women. I accept that now. No longer in denial. I was confused for a long time why I seemed to be the only one with black waifus. It's a shame western society is so eurocentric to the point of causing mental health problems in those who don't fit eurocentric stereotypes, like by having dark skin and curly hair. I LOVE BLACK GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY AUTISTIC ONES!!! /ventfession

Boners on a Plane a snakes on a plane parody where all the men get painful boners that need legitimate medical attention and one dude even dies /movie idea

God needs to make all antis go away so consenting people can get married /vent