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I'm being more real with my mom, demasking, giving zero fucks (not meanly or rudely), and our relationship is stressing me out less. Grow some balls anons. Stop having anxiety over pleasing mommy. She'll start calling you a good boi more and even respecting you. Fucked up, but that's the way the world works. Gotta EARN those good boy points by being SIGMA. /based vent

I need a gen zer who loves my cock and balls and kisses and I'll let them have co ownership of all my shit via marriage :meru_drool_hypno: /vent

Yo these gen zers are really cute, even when they're chubby they're still fuckable. Need a gen zer to move in with me and be my bride :3 UwU /vent

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UUGGGGHHH my twitter appeal did NOT go through :cryingcat: What hurts the most are all my likes, which I mostly used for 3D models people released publicly so I could maybe use them later, but now I gotta remember a bunch of my likes and also remember who I used to follow :apu:

For anyone who's had their Twitter account suspended, are there any things I should look out for when making a new twitter acocunt? :tomone5656_thinking:

Just had mind blowing sex (with myself aka masturbation or selfsex) watching a sexy gooning playlist of public exposure (femboys and cis gorls), zoophilia, and lots of r34 incest animations. /ventfession

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Not interested in a woman who doesn't love little boys. She has to be a foot taller than me and call me her little prince and not be mad that I don't have a job because I smoke weed all day instead. /vent

I'm getting better at doom eternal nightmare. Punk ass game asked me if I want SENTINAL ARMOR after dying a bunch and I said FUCK THAT SHIT DO I LOOK LIKE A BITCH TO YOU?????????? And I'm getting more adept at RAPING DEMONS. /update gaming vent

I feel bad for the bitches who got titties so big they look deformed /ventempathy

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NEED to find female body builder to have sex with EVEN if it means she already has a boyfriend so I can't haver her all to myself BUT he's into being cucked by chubby betamales so I get to come over and he sucks my dick too sometimes but mostly me and his hot sexy wife have gross degrading sex because I'm a fat betamale with autism from a low class family with no royal blood or connections to hollywood or the military industrial complex, OR any tech companies. I'm practically homeless, I'm practically an unperson. You want my filthy seed in your bovine hormine taking sexy hotwife who looks like shehulk (from the COMICS, PROPER shehulk with BIG muscles)? Hell yeA 😎 /ventassy

Song, love song, smooth soul style:
Boys with puckered buttholes
Mmmmmm
Who's parents didn't love them
Ohhhhhhhh yea
They need validation
Mmmmm hmmmm
From an older maaaaaayayaaaayaaaaayaaaaaaaann
Mmmmm hhhmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!
Slide in closer now
Boy I gotta love ya
I gots ta squeeze ya
Move a little bit softer now
Boy I got to hold ya
Got ta kiss ya
Mmm hmmm
Oh yea
Always takin care
Of alla your
NEEDS
BOI
Always being there
Always being square
With you
OoooooOoooOooooooo
Boi
I love ya in the summer
I love ya in the winter baby
Listen now
I love you I be lovin you
BOI
Oh riiight
Yea hea uh huh yea hea uh huh yayyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaa boi I love ya!!!! Yyeeeaaa yeaaa yeaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
*Saxophone solo*

Guys they're distracting me from having really intellectual conversations with you guys (the wiggling words) :C /vent

I'm watching Arthur you motherfuckers. Do you even get down with Arthur? He's a fucking aardvark. With astigmatism. He needs eyeglasses. It's cool. Watch it so we can be in a pedi club based around a fandom. /vent

Oh shit, the text on screen looks like I'm looking at it with a gently rippling layer of water between it and my eyes. The sleeping pills are kicking in. /0✓ *shrugs*

I miss the smell of gay sex. I'm ready for it again. Who's the lucky bottom? I'm now......well.....daddy age, which on the upside means I have more experience, am more grounded, have a more realistic worldview, am more patient, there's lot's of reasons to fall in love with me, I can give you all the love you need, and I'll never be rough, I'll always be soft with you, I like snuggling a lot, and I have soft sex :3 /vent

OMG I LEARNED DISTURBED IS A ZIONIST BAND FUCK THEM SCUMBAGS FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!! /vent

Need to be a little boy again, in my childhood home, and I need a trans babysitter, and I need to make her mine, and we need to fall in love, and stay together, longterm. This is the only thing that will save me. /ventassy

Ok finally got some me time in the last few days. Had TWO tripple fap sessions (that's a fap, a refrac, another fap, another refrac, and then one final fap, all without getting out of bed during refracs) AND I've been playing doom eternal on nightmare and boy is it hard! Those demons, man, those demons, they're out to get you. Good thing there's porn. /vent

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