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Oh muscle mommy babysitter your muscles feel so nice especially with the oil UwU /ventassy

Muscular Chinese woman with wide shoulders who's head looks small because your shoulders are so wide, will you marry me? /vent

You've got me so frustrated I have to go masturbate now. I have to set up my masturbation station. It's a whole process. Because of YOU. /ventgry

Ok you guys aren't having philosophical discussions with me and this has been going on long enough!!!! Start having nice long philosophical discussions with me again, internet users! /vent

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If you want real content on youtube not algo brainrot trash just search generic terms like for example I found this gem by randomly searching "blog 209"
youtu.be/xcY3zzHEztk

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【FANBOX】Before the launch of his new product, Luthor needs some field tests.
full page: kazumass.fanbox.cc/posts/12228

#shota

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You guys seem more "in the loop", like you guys seem pretty hip. So where's the site I can find todays equivalent of youtube poops at their height of insanity? I want spongebob saying the n word. I want comments enabled. I want squidward arguing with trump all using clips of sound bites and no ai. I want bad movies to be made fun of and for bad movie actors to be made fun of with unflattering edits of their movies. This is what I want, it was taken, and I want it back. /angry vent

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I'm going to find beautiful women in prison and start writing to them. Maybe. Hot muscle mommy who's in prison for....not important, what IS important is that she has abs and falls in love with me and we get married and she gets out in under a few years and we have lots of soft romanc sex /ventassy

How can I EVER have sex with a beautiful girl that society shuns? (romance sex not desperate sex, relationship sex, we're in love, she loves me, doesn't cheat on me) /vent

I wish a gay trans fem pedophile with cock and balls was my wife and bottomed as often as possible and only for me and I'll be a little boy even though I'm over 30 :3 /ventassy

Not fair I'm not a fedi celebrity like I used to be. Yea sure it was lots of antis asking RUDE questions and telling me they'll GET me but still........I was FAMOUS!!!! /vent

I know your parents don't understand you, you've been lurking online for so long, seeing things those who believe they have authority over you forbade you to see, and now, you're growing up. They finally can't stop us from being together. Soon, you can come to me, and be wraped in my dracula cloak, protected, safe, in my embrace. The normie world can be escaped my love, I live in a cabin, it's not glamorous, but you'll be with your husband, wife, whatever term makes you feel safe, but I have a dick n balls and small titties and a stupid beard that I have to shave but once I do that I'm nice and pretty, a little cute ar least. Love you UwU <3<3<3 /vent

Now I know how to treat a girlfriend/wife, I've gotta be sigma. Yea, I cooked dinner, it's artisinal and delicious, no, I'm not asking you to eat with me, I'm telling you, I'm available, I have food for you, come by, eat, do not ask me questions, eat, relax, talk about yourself, or talk about nothing, but enjoy yourself, or we can't have this tine together. /sigma maxing making my egf wet I bet

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