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I don't do consent. I do capture. Those who don't obey get left behind in the desert as we march on. If they refuse to be slaves, they can die free, of dehydration, left behind as they begin to lag for want of thirst. I am the barbarian. This is the first day of my empire. I was given breath in the cur pits of abomination, this means I have no mother or father, I was pulled from the cut open belly of a gang raped captive and so I was never born, and will never die even when I stop drawing breath. My people have taught me hells power. I conquer, I move, and repeat the process. The proud experience the most pain during the journey into their new life, the proud suffer, but the humble learn and grow, it is amazing what a difference acceptance in ones heart makes. Those who know in their hearts they are nothing, are treated well by me. I slay all who would harm them, all they must do is obey me, and my goals are in the best interest of my empire, and my empire relies on my subjects, who are taken by my conquests. They see me, for the first time, with my attendants, my cloak, and my 15 foot long sword, ten foot blade and five foot handle, it is a monstrous thing. I comez, with my 15 baddies and my 15 foot sword, and I say to the town, "You have mocked those you consider lesser than you, and you have participated in enslavement, now, today, I return to you your cultural practices with joy!" and then my forces enslave these new prideful spiteful animal things, and those who are humble become great warriors with love for me in their heart, and those with pride fall on the road to glory. /vent warlord barbarian post apocalyptic societal collapse jazzy with kung fu grip action

What if all the fedi mods feom all the instances put their cum in me to make a baby but I'm a man so it wouldn't be a traditional baby I'd hold all their cum in my ass and compress it and then shit out a living pearl of sperm the size of a grapefruit, this new life will need constant care and supervision to survive, and as parents I think I can speak foe us all when I say we'd be more than honored yo shoulder thah responsibility. /ventassy

"Anime" babes (irl sexy girls who like anime) need to get better taste most of the time. Their anime is......derivative. Lots of chainsaw man, one piece (while not derivative because it's old af I just am not a fan it's so basic), mha, etc........butches, so you don't know uhhhhhhhhh gits???? gantz????????????? even db rucking z??????? get out. don't even touch my penis, leave. /vent

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My mom hurt my feelings by saying if I got a live in gf she'd have to pay some money. I'm trying to figure out how to explain to her what a puppygirl is and that I can get one but only if she can live rent free with me...I hope she understands? Once I learned rent is a huge problem and that simply offering a rent free life can be a huge boost to your attractive levels! I can get a gf even if I don't have a job! I just have to point out to her she gets to live rent free! She can even bedrot and play phone games all day long as long as she gives me kisses!!!!! /vent thoughts

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Millennials need to do a year zero minus the pol pot stuff but make it year 1990. /nostalgia

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There should be age inclusive playgrounds for adults and kids, with equipment durable enough for all ages. It's boring that adults are expected to sit down and watch their kids and not get to play and let loose. I think as a society we need to denormalize society's gradual process of beating out the carefree and playfulness of children, making them into adults who hate children and fun and into slaves, and stop shaming people for expressing themselves and being themselves, being happy and doing whatever doesn't hurt anyone.

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Reeeeally wish I could post my PENOR but I haven't been given permission yet and I'm not sure if I'm allowed to show you lord prince under-duke Jazzys penkr :3

Finally listening to the quran in english since I can't arabic sorry. After Malcolm x made me less scared of muslims and islam as a whole I remembered my very special person who died young and she was reading the Quran, she was working her way through it.......I never got to ask her why....she wanted to help the whole world, she liked learning about other places and people. She was jewish. I learned jews can become muslim. /thoughts

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Being there for your lesbian moms sexually /ventassy

I wish two lesbians would adopt me and make me their sexy boy (son) /vent

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