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Poll for black users, which do you find more offensive?

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How do you stop from spazing out in public? Is it innate? Or do you have a trick?

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Be anon
Wake up
Go to school
Everyone is acting different
Dressed like sluts
Acting like sluts
Teachers all lined up to welcome anon and only anon with a good morning blowjob
Female announcer announces that the new rules are everyone anon wants to have sex with, has to have sex with anon
These rules expand past school grounds and apply on any public or government property
Some people are acting normally so they hide from anon because if anon choses them the others will hold them down so anon can fuck them
The President comes on tv and announces the Anon Rape Act, and now anon is able to legally enter homes and private property to rape
Later that year the UN announces that anon now has rape rights in all UN member countries
Anon now travels the world and rapes and everyone supports anon and anons actions bar a small minority who anon occasionally hunts down for sport or something idk

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Trans girls behave the same as girls though, which proves that they are actually, indeed, women.

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guys are the opposite, I've never had to treat a guy like an other to be conquered to turn him on. I just strike up conversation, and make it clear with my gentleness that I'm sweet on his faggot candy ass. They always get it. Girls though? Zero clue, or zero class, not sure which.

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Woman: Submits to abuse, has no integrity, has no direction, no loyalty

Also woman: Claims not to be property

If you don't want to be property, do not act like property. Every girl I've gotten laid by was a girl I (initially) disrespected and treated like shit. And every girl I respected and treated well wanted nothing to do with my dick, ever, I was like a puppy to them. But when I was an asshole from the moment they met me, they were obedient. It didn't work every time but a coin toss is better odds than zero. Also it doesn't work over text, ever, being a douchebag is in a glance, not what you literally say. Chicks are fucked up.

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@Polyle 's 7ulp4 :blobhappy:
She was supposed to be a quickie birthday gift art, but then I got lost in the spooky sauce and now it's super late
🎉

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HOLY SHIT I JUST FIGURED OUT YHE SNEED JOKE
If sneeds seed and feed thenCHUCKS SUCK N FUCK HOLY SHT I'M LAUGHING LIKE A RETARD

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Some people like guys with small dicks because it doesn't hurt when they put it inside
So don't feel bad

BRO THEY'RE IN THE JAR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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