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I wish I could freeze time so I could learn a bunch of stuff then unfreeze time so I could stop being a loser

I was today years old when I noticed the 4chan flag has just been Dr. Dooms flag all along, I take this as a sign

OMG UR A PEDO?!?
And you're a bigot.

OMG U SAID NIGGER? RACIST!
You're the racist for giving a word so much power and thinking blacks are so fragile.

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Jamming out to indian music, idk what any of it is, it's on the radio

Ok guys I want to make fewer posts starting now, I'm like, a gerbil or something ona wheel with this fediposting and fedibrowsing...............but maybe it's good for me, maybe it's me getting my emotional constipation taken care of...

I can't help that my piss is yellow. It's not my fault, it's not like I'm doing it intentionally. I just don't want people to see this yellow liquid coming out of my body and think I'm doing it on purpose, as like a statement against asian people or something. No more than I can help thay my shit is brown, or my cum is white. It just is what it is.

How crazy would it be if I photoshopped myself into photos with celebrities then printed them and put them in really nice frames so people would think I was a big shot?

Wish I was rich so I could go up in the club with a bottle of bub

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Scully matches wits with a mysterious young man suffering from magic STDs. Mulder tries to save Scully from alien STDs.

These beautiful Michael Jackson songs I'm listening to contrast nicely with all the beheading videos that are in my brain, this life is fucking weird.

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